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Test Mach Special
By Will 1 month ago, 2 Comments »
There was a frivolous and fun game on Twitter a few months ago, the hashtag being #radio4minus1letter, and they produced some gems.
“lose ends” an invited panel have to find the end of the sellotape roll ·
A look at Judeo-Roman history through one woman’s obsession with a charioteer: Woman’s Hur
The Shipping Forecat – a daily nautical report from a feline stowaway
But this is particularly good. Because it’s about cricket.
Geoffrey Boycott and Blowers travel supersonic in the world\’s fastest planes – Test Mach Special !
Suggestions welcome…
2 Comments »Duncan Fletcher shows a new side
By Will 2 months ago, 2 Comments »
Ah. Maybe not then. Go on, Dunc – cheeeeeeeeeese.

From Test Match Special on Flickr.
2 Comments »Duncan Fletcher on TMS
By Will last year, mid-November, No Comments; be the first!
On Friday I happened to be sat in the bar where I interviewed Duncan Fletcher two years ago, when his autobiography caused such a flapping, and it reminded me firstly of how uncomfortable he seemed to be – arms in his jacket pocket or folded defensively – yet how impressively dogged he remained. He had his opinion, he’d made his choices, and he stuck by them. It may not have come across in the piece I wrote, but by the end of the interview I came to admire his bloodymindedness. It helped bring England a lot of success.
Anyway, Duncan’s back and is making an appearance on Test Match Special this winter. He’s since defected to the Boks as a consultant coach, whatever the fuck that means, so it’ll be interesting to hear Agnew and co attempt to prise any blood from that famously stoney stone.
No Comments »Move over Blofeld: Lily Allen wants your job
By Will last year, at the start of August, 3 Comments »
Possibly the most tabloid headline I’ve ever written, yet it’s true. Well, I say true; tabloid true.
Lily Allen has admitted that she has a crush on England cricketers Andrew Flintoff and Graham Onions.
The pop singer has been updating her Twitter blog with comments about the current Ashes series, offering her support to the England team.
One early message described Flintoff as “f**king fit”, but she has now switched her attention to Durham fast bowler Onions.
“I think I fancy Graham Onions more than Freddie now,” she said. “I’ve heard he goes for days.” Later, she asked her Twitter followers: “Is Onions married? Anyone?”
Meanwhile, Allen also expressed an interest in cricket commentary, claiming that she may take it up when she finishes her singing career.
“Come on Onions! Commentator just described him as ‘tall dark haired and pigeon toed’. Cricket commentary is another world,” she joked.
BBC cricket correspondent Jonathan Agnew responded to her Tweets, saying: “If you want some cricket commentary lessons, give me a shout!”
And this, hot on the heels of TMS losing its lustre. Difficult times, these, for Test Match Special.
3 Comments »TMS: analog in a digital age
By Will last year, at the end of May, 7 Comments »
I listened to bits of yesterday’s one-day international on the radio, perched high on the cliffs in a little nook carved into the rocks, sheltered from the wind on a nearly-summery day in south Devon. There was no phone reception, and therefore no temptation for me to check Cricinfo for the scores, or the myriad of other alternate online distractions.
Test Match Special doesn’t need to move with the times, and I don’t even think radio as a medium needs to either. There is talk of DAB productions becoming more “visual”, which is a witty oxymoron, but there’s little that necessitates having pictures/video alongside audio on the radio. That is its charm and appeal, after all; being immersed in the spoken word and allowing your mind to conjure up the images. It’s far more enjoyable, what we produce in our own heads. Paul Collingwood, in my own mind, bats much less crabbily than his real-life persona and Chris Gayle even smiles at first slip.
Yesterday was the first time in months, possibly a year or more, that I listened to an international on the radio and I’ve not enjoyed a match so much for years. Cutting off one or more senses can heighten the others: less really can be more.
7 Comments »Selvey dropped from TMS
By Will 2 years ago, mid-August, 11 Comments »

I’m confused by the apparent sacking of Mike Selvey from TMS. I’ve always found him an analytical, generous figure in a box often containing some loud and abrasive characters. He’s been broadcasting for nearly my entire life, and is one of the voices I instinctively trusted to be quietly witty and unfailingly accurate. But he’s clearly not part of Adam Mountford’s grander plans:
Firstly I would again like to thank Mike for his outstanding contribution to the programme. The decision was not an easy one, but we felt that the time was right to introduce some more recent Test cricketers into the commentary mix.
Over the 51 years of the programme TMS has always evolved and occasionally a new voice has arrived. It is important for the commentary team to have a blend of experiences, backgrounds and voices.
The mix is the crucial part of the success of the programme and we felt that a couple of more current names would bring listeners a different viewpoint.
A spokesman from the BBC said last week that “we’re constantly evolving and refreshing the team. People come and go all the time, to provide a balance of voices.” Really? That might well be the plan, but – borrowing a cricketing cliche – hasn’t the bedrock of TMS been the consistency of selection? And do the public really want an ever-changing lineup instead of trusted voices?
Selvey and others have hit back very strongly indeed.
“Once upon a time Test Match Special was part of a great tradition of BBC radio,” Mr Selvey, who provided ball-by-ball description for the programme for 24 years until he was dropped, said.
“But they are bringing in commentators with little knowledge of the game, especially of the cadences of Test Match cricket.”
And there’s more…
“They must sit there with reference books on their laps, they just don’t know enough about the game,” one source close to the programme said.
“Some of the one-day internationals have been perfectly dreadful, very much B Team.
“They are coming from the shop floor of the sports room, we need two or three really top flight commentators, that is all that Test Match Special needs to get by, they have got to be the best.
Where do you stand on it, and who would you have in your lineup?
11 Comments »CMJ corpses
By Will 2 years ago, mid-May, 3 Comments »
It’s not quite as side-splitting as Aggers’ moment with Brian Johnston, but Christopher Martin-Jenkins corpsing live on air is still too precious a thing to ignore. Have a listen, and here’s the run of events:
During the 52nd over New Zealand captain Dan Vettori faced England paceman Stuart Broad.
“Broad’s in, he bowls, this time Vettori lets it go outside the off stump, good length, inviting him to fish,” CMJ told listeners.
But then the trouble started. CMJ went on “But Vettori stays on the bank… and keeps his rod down, so to speak.”
At this point I am afraid to admit the laughter started amongst those of us in the box. And I can’t just blame new recruit Phil Tufnell, we were all guilty. Bill Frindall helpfully exclaimed “good luck” and after a few seconds CMJ managed to speak again.
“I don’t know if he is a fisherman, is he?” … the laughter continued but to be fair to CMJ he just went on regardless.At such a moment there is, to be honest, not much a producer can do – and I cannot lie, I know it was childish but I was laughing along as well. Anyway – you have a listen and I dare you not to laugh as well!
There was another great blooper from Radio 4’s institutional announcer, Charlotte Green, a couple of months back.
3 Comments »Sambit Bal on Test Match Special
By Will 3 years ago, at the end of July, 8 Comments »
Pretty cool moment for us today when Sambit Bal, our editor, was invited onto Test Match Special during the tea interval of the 2nd Test at Trent Bridge. Jonathan Agnew knows and likes Cricinfo, but it was nevertheless oddly exciting to hear him be so amazed at how Sambit (and us) manage to produce a site of such breadth and depth. Anyway, it might be online if you fancy a listen – check TMS’s site.
8 Comments »Test Match Special at 50
By Will 3 years ago, mid-May, 6 Comments »
Is it not time for more female voices on TMS? “I hoped Claire Connor might be the one, but I don’t worry too much about not having a female,” said Baxter.
“The audience have to be comfortable with the commentators and most female voices need to be pitched a bit lower. You need an alto, not a soprano. Clare Balding has a perfect voice for radio.” And what advice would he have for his successor?
“I hope he (Baxter presumes it will be a man) doesn’t lose sight of the fact the commentary is the main thing,” he said.
So says Peter Baxter, Test Match Special’s producer since time began. Interesting comments, and not something I’d ever considered. Personally, I find Balding’s voice almost indistinguishable from a man’s. Indeed, listening to her and Willie Carson speaking, it’s difficult to determine who exactly wears the trousers. So to speak.
Anyway, well done TMS. I don’t listen to it these days as we’re glued to the screen, for obvious reasons, but it remains the best of British. But for how long? With Baxter hanging up his microphone, he sounds an ominous warning note to his successor
“Five Live have people who are in charge of things called “station sound†and that rings a few alarm bells. The whole point of TMS is that it doesn’t sound like other commentaries.”
Station sound? I shudder at the thought. There’s every chance that some shallow-sighted media freaks could ruin a British institution, turning it into a brash (and by proxy, dull) service. Come on BBC: leave it alone. Change is not always for the best. There will be quite a few TMS pieces on Cricinfo tomorrow and over the week, starting with Andrew Miller’s interview with Baxter, so keep your mince pies peeled.
Who were your favourite commentators? What do you make of the current crop? Favourite TMS moment? etc. Not that I listen nearly as much as I’d like, but I think Mike Selvey is particularly brilliant and works well with Vic Marks.
6 Comments »Petition to enable ex-pats access to BBC overseas
By Will 3 years ago, mid-April, 4 Comments »
Crafty Leak writes:
It is SHOCKING that the BBC (and I guess ABC in Australia) do not allow an “international” tournament (with half empty cricket grounds!) to be broadcast on-line “outside the UK”! Do they want to help cricket grow as a sport or not?
So what if you are a UK TV license fee payer who lives abroad? You pay for the BBC, then they deny you rights to their services because you are outside the UK – IT’S DAYLIGHT ROBBERY!
There is a campaign on the 10 Downing Street website to allow non-UK users access to BBC services:
http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/BBC-4-Expats/
Check it out and SIGN it! All it involves is entering your passport number – simple really, as the technology is there!
Worth signing. I have friends overseas who are continually frustrated by the lack of access to TMS while still holding their UK passport. I don’t doubt it’s technically possible, but there is no doubt a whole mile-long length of red tape to go through first. So…sign up.
4 Comments »Get in the mood for the first Test
By Will 4 years ago, mid-November, 10 Comments »
What better way (for an Englishman at least) to get in the mood for Wednesday night than to listen to the BBC cricket theme tune, Booker T and the MG’s Soul Limbo. Listen, loop, and enjoy.
10 Comments »Pig ‘n Whistle pub, Brisbane
By Will 4 years ago, mid-November, 2 Comments »
The BBC’s Test Match Special are out in force (and en masse) in Brisbane and, perhaps for the first time in its history, are sharing photos to the world which, for a photo geek like me, is splendorama. I think it’s Arlo White who is armed with the necessary – so keep an eye on their Flickr page.

Where will you follow the Ashes from?
By Will 4 years ago, at the end of October, 39 Comments »
Was just talking to Neil, a big cricket fan based in the USA, about following the game from the Americas (short post on his club coming shortly)…and it got me thinking about this year’s Ashes. At Cricinfo we’re gearing up for the late nights, and are utterly up for the entire series. It’s going to be epic – not only the cricket, but covering it on the desk. But what about you ‘orrible lot? Are you, like Neil, in foreign climes all crowded around a scratchy television (or more likely nowadays in front of the computer…at cricinfo.com we hope!)?
Neil’s even having a party on the eve of the first Test at an Australian pub near where he lives. It’s a pretty awesome thought, imagining thousands of people all around the world trying to find out the score. Stuck up mountains with Test Match Special glued to their ears; running out of bars to get reception on their phones. Will you be one of the tragic foreign followers and if so, how will you be following the game? Or will you be under the duvet, radio barely audible so as not to wake the missus (until the fall of a wicket when all hell will break loose)?
Discuss
39 Comments »Rediscovering Test Match Special
By Will 4 years ago, mid-August, 8 Comments »
At work we obviously have to watch every ball, not simply listen to it. And down here in Devon, without Sky for some reason, I’ve just turned on the radio for the past hour which has brought memories back of listening to TMS in my youth. It really is a brilliant way of following a Test. You miss the pictures of course, but somehow feel even closer to the action.
One thing I can’t work out is who the heavy-breather is. It’s not Boycott or Agnew…anyone else hear it?
Here’s Salcombe this afternoon where I’ve been supping pints overlooking the sea

Competition from the BBC
By Will 4 years ago, mid-August, 4 Comments »
Well, I suppose it was inevitable. TMS have finally broken into the 21st century with their first blog. Doubt they even read this one but, whatever…well done them. Let’s see if they can keep it regularly updated though.
I was being churlish when I wrote the title, of course. You can’t compete with eachother on blogs; they are personal and characterised by the writers. Some people will like them, and your style, and some won’t. BBC have one rather large thing in their favour in that a) they have a bit more money than me and b) employ half the western hemisphere. Anyway, rock on. If any of the BBC chaps are reading, drop me a note – I’d be interested to talk.
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