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  • I think those speed guns are a load of crap. Somehow the white ball goes faster - I bowled 83-84mph in the Test match, and 93mph in the one-dayers. It's crazy. I hadn't bowled a ball for ten days.
    Steve Harmison has his doubts about the pace at which he's been bowling

    Aug 28, 2008

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    Wot shd i get my girlfreinds 4 xmas?

    By Will 3 years ago, mid-October, 12 Comments »

    I hope you’re impressed with my title: Wot shuld i get my girlfreinds 4 xmas? That’s my attempt at the language of the new world. If you’re gagging for more - and by that, I meant the language (innit), you dirty, filthy-minded individual - try and decipher the Kevin Pietersen Post. And yes, I’ve capitalised Post for this reason alone: over 1200 comments have been left by his “fans,” whose admirable delusions of hope hold no boundaries. Or fours. Or even sixes. And apologies for that last pun.

    Anyway, the reason for this post - the last for a while I should imagine - is that someone arrived to this blog by searching the following phrase in Google: “brilliant christmas presents for girlfreinds

    Quite aside from the fact they arrived, rather disappointingly for them, at a cricket blog - not to mention the misspooooling - I find it equally hilarious that anyone should be looking for “brilliant” xmas presents for their “girlfreinds” on the internet…

    T’ra for now.

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