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Who ate all the South African pies?
By Scott 2 years ago, at the start of February, Comments
Kep Wessells calls Graeme Smith a porker! In response South African coach Mickey Arthur suggests that Wessells doesn’t have the interests of South African cricket in mind.
Whee! Handbags at 20 paces!
Of course, if Australia follow Darren Lehmann’s advice, we Aussies might not be able to laff at the silly Saffie fatties for too much longer. But I’ll enjoy it while I still can!
CommentsWho ate all the pies?
By Scott 2 years ago, at the end of January, Comments
Darren Lehmann has nominated fellow fattie Mark Cosgrove to be Australia’s new batting sensation who can win the 2007 World Cup for Australia. Cosgrove was so fat at the start of the season that the South Australian selectors told him to put down that pie and lose some weight before they’d consider him. To the lad’s credit, he’s shrunk enough to get back into the side, and has had a merry old time of it in both forms of the game. He’s still a figure of substance though, and I can’t imagine the selectors liking his fielding atheleticism too much.
While I don’t think Cosgrove will get in for 2007 World Cup, he may well feature in the baggy green afterwards, because he’s quality. And speaking as a fellow-fattie, I think it’s a myth that only skinny weedy guys can be good fielders. With Merv Hughes on the selection panel, I’d like to think that Cosgrove has a chance, but after muching on it, you have to admit he’s a real outsider.
CommentsWho ate all the pies?
By Scott 3 years ago, at the start of December, Comments
Don’t look at me about the poll, it’s all Will’s idea. I have to admit it is a bit vague. It depends on what they are fighting about. If they are fighting over food, you just have to put your money on Inzy.
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