neil broom
Broom called up. Puns galore
By Will 2 years ago, at the end of December, 10 Comments »
I see Neil Broom has been called up to New Zealand’s one-day squad. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
“Broom sweeps into one-day side”
“Broom brushes off debut disappointment”
“Broom dusts down West Indies with bristly performance”
“Broom broom. Broom. Broooom, brrroooooom”
“Broom takes long handle to Windies spinners” *
“Tidy debut from Broom”
Your turn.
Happy festivities and new year, incidentally. I’m lurking in the west country and eating far too much.
* (I really am brilliant)
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