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    Monty wants to buy Luton Town FC

    By Will 4 months ago, Comments

    If England win their Stanford match in November, and if Monty Panesar happens to be a member of the victorious XI, he will splash out his £500,000 on buying hapless Luton Town football club. I know absolutely nothing about football, but according to a colleague from Soccernet, Luton aren’t just bad: they’re bloody awful.

    There’s something painfully apt about twinning Luton Town with Monty, and you can imagine his banal pre-match rousing speeches. “Yeah, come on guys. Put the ball in the right areas. Wingers? Remain positive - try to improve with each match.”

    What other inspiration might he provide them?

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