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    Articles tagged as: ball-tampering

    Clark in ball-tampering shocker

    By Will last year, at the end of December, 18 Comments »

    The frighteningly named Adolf emails with reference to Australia’s win over India:

    I would like to highlight the over before lunch on 29th Dec 07.

    Channel 9’s camera’s caught Stuart Clarke picking out the seam of the ball with his fingernail. Surrounded by Brett Lee and Andrew Symonds!(Hmm…interesting….wonder if that’s why he was so successful….)

    There was a nervous murmur as the commentary team went dead at that moment for a few nervous seconds…..only then the stupid cameraman realised his folly and cut that frame out.

    Guess Aussies are above the law, and don’t tamper balls and "there will be no investigation….."I saw, and 12 other people in the room saw this including the kids…..crying shame….they don’t need to do this to beat the Indians!!!

    There’s only one suitable response to that:

    LOSER!


    18 Comments »



    Video of Shoaib Akhtar “fiddling” the ball

    By Will 2 years ago, at the start of September, 40 Comments »

    He’s been cleared today. I’m not making any comment. Here’s the video for you to make your minds up. (click here if you can’t see it below)

    The issue is more to do with Sky, than Shoaib…

    40 Comments »

    Should ball tampering be legalised?

    By Will 2 years ago, at the end of August, 14 Comments »

    So, should ball tampering be legalised? Read these two differing opinions.

    For: Andrew Miller, Cricinfo

    Against: Steve James, Daily Telegraph

    Vote below (click here if you’re reading from a feed) then leave your comments. Is this a dark art which needs to be kept as such, or should it be opened up (within reason; no razor blades or bottle tops…)?

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    14 Comments »

    55% think Hair should resign

    By Will 2 years ago, at the end of August, 4 Comments »

    The results of last week’s poll:

    Should Darrell Hair resign?

    Yes: 55% (136)
    No: 45% (110)
    Total Votes : 246

    Interestingly, the results were neck and neck until Hair’s email revelations.

    4 Comments »

    Hair: ‘I’ll retire…but only for $500,000′

    By Will 2 years ago, at the end of August, 60 Comments »

    As if the whole situation could not worsen, or become even more extraordinary, Darrell Hair offered to stand down or resign…but only with a bounty of $500,000. What the hell’s going on? Only just got back, and no time to make sense of it - it’s Friday, and I’m pickling the liver shortly - but leave your thoughts below.

    Incidentally the blog might be a bit dry the next few days. Hopefully Scott will feed and water it (and therefore you ‘orrible lot) but ’tis a busy time.

    Darrell Hair offered to resign as a member of the ICC’s Elite Umpires Panel in return for a payment of $500,000, Malcolm Speed, the ICC chief executive, told a press conference near Lord’s.

    Speed said Hair’s resignation letter was forwarded to Doug Cowie, the ICC’s umpire manager. A copy of that letter was also made available to the Pakistan Cricket Board.

    In the letter, Hair asked for “a one-off payment to compensate for the loss of future earnings and retainer payments over the next four years, which I believe would have been the best years I have to offer ICC and world umpiring.”

    Read the full story at Cricinfo.

    And here’s the full email transcript which is circling its way around, well, just about every site you can think of:

    From: Darrell Hair
    Sent: Tuesday 22nd August 2006
    To: Doug Cowie
    Subject: The way forward

    Doug, just to firm up what we discussed earlier this evening. I appreciate the ICC may be put in a untenable position with regards to future appointments and having taken considerable time and advice, I make this one-off, non-negotiable offer.

    I am prepared to retire/stand down/relinquish my position on the elite panel to take effect from 31st August 2006 on the following terms:

    1 A one-off payment to compensate the loss of future earnings and retain a payment over the next four years which I believe would have been the best years I have to offer ICC and world umpiring. This payment is be the sum of [US dollars] 500,000 (£264,000) - details of which must be kept confidential by both parties. This sum to be paid directly into my account by 31st August 2006.

    2 ICC may announce the retirement in any way they wish, but I would prefer a simple ‘lifestyle choice’ as this was the very reason I moved from Australia to settle in the UK three years ago.

    3 No public comment to be made by me as to possible reasons for the decision.

    4 This offer in no way precludes me taking legal action and/or instigating libel suits against various sections of the electronic and print media for comments made either previously or in the future.

    5 This in no way precludes me taking civil action (and exercising my rights as a resident of the UK in any court of law and by any other avenue open to me) against any organisation or persons currently part of ICC and in particular, members of the Pakistan cricket team and the Pakistan Cricket Board.

    I reiterate this is a once only offer and if I fail to obtain your agreement I shall continue to be available under the terms of my current contract till March 31 2008 to fulfil umpiring appointments as and when ICC sees fit in any country at any time in any series or matches involving any affiliated teams.

    I would also insist that my ongoing contracted employment continue in its current form until such time as an ICC performance assessment deems me to be no longer able to perform the duties to the high class expected of an international umpire.

    Would you please let me know at your earliest convenience of your acceptance or otherwise of this offer.

    Sincerely, Darrell Hair.

    What a hairy mess this is.

    60 Comments »

    ICC: the white Commonwealth?

    By Will 2 years ago, at the end of August, 15 Comments »

    The sport cannot go forward until those two blocs are working together, and that can only be done when ICC is manifestly less of a white Commonwealth club. For the past 20 years it has, to all appearances, been a cartel run by Australians. Highly competent administrators, no doubt, who have for the most part - and despite an obsession with ludicrous money-making wheezes such as last year’s “SuperTests” - done a good job and raised the profile of the sport. But there remains an impression that the Asian countries are permitted into the halls of power on unequal terms. Only when they are equal partners will cricket start to embrace a 21st century whose face is likely to more brown than white.

    The Asian countries’ belief that, despite supplying two-thirds of the money in the global game, they are endless patronised by white administrators is the cankerous root of the current crisis. It had to be confronted some time; it might as well be now. The long-term good will outweigh the short-term damage. It is essential that the next chief executive of ICC is Asian, and rather than be in swanky Dubai perhaps its headquarters should be in Islamabad or Mumbai. A bit of bending over backwards to make up for past errors may be in order.

    So says Stephen Moss at the Guardian. Your thoughts, please. The more this debate rumbles on, the less it appears to involve the game. Has this incident with Darrell Hair and Pakistan more to do with the ever widening gap of relations between East and West in society? Is this really about ball tampering, or skin colour? I am of course playing devil’s advocate, but Moss raises some interesting points. Leave yours below.

    15 Comments »

    Whatever happened to the presumption of innocence?

    By Will 2 years ago, at the end of August, 33 Comments »

    Just had a brain flash, more often known in my world as a brain fart. Whatever happened to “innocent until proven guilty”? If you assume the ICC as the court, or the judge, then Pakistan are the party being tried. But without evidence, surely this incident should not have progressed to its current state so quickly? Pakistan haven’t so much been tried as convicted. Not even the BCCI are coming to their assistance and bailing them out.

    I ought to point out my stance on this, or rather my own confusion. I don’t know where I stand, because no evidence has been put forth. None of the 26 cameramen saw anything but, as I said yesterday, if Darrell Hair honestly believed the ball had unlawfully altered in shape then he was perfectly in his right to call Inzamam-ul-Haq’s team to account. Pakistan, then - in my opinion - ought not to have reacted so strongly. In doing so, they almost came across as the blushing cheater at the back of the classroom. That’s at least what they might have appeared to be: guilty. But their knee-jerk reaction was inevitable and fully understandable too given Hair’s notoriously gloomy reputation in the subcontinent, and past history with Sri Lanka and others.

    Hair is no fool, though. Courting controversy over eleven years is not something an umpire can do without reason. He will have known, in his gut, the storm he would provoke by making these allegations; I simply cannot believe he is the heartless dictator people are making him out to be. He’s a straight-talking bloke merely doing his job, isn’t he?

    All’s fair and rosey in retrospect, of course, but it’s an interesting thought comparing this incident to the legal system. If nothing else, at least the ICC should learn from this mess. Well…we can hope

    33 Comments »

    BCCI (comb) back Hair, not Pakistan

    By Will 2 years ago, at the end of August, 8 Comments »

    Sensationalist headline, apologies for that. How about I improve it with the news that the BCCI are acting like a soothing, herbal shampoo for Darrell; that’s right, the India board have stated their allegiance to the ICC, not Pakistan.

    This has many implications, some of them a little worrying; others rather amusing; most utterly fascinating. In short….had India agreed to Pakistan’s stance (and Sri Lanka’s too) on refusing to play in any matches Hair officiates in, the umpire’s career would be over. And that would’ve been the very start of the problems.

    I stuck up the full fart in all its wafty glory on Cricinfo:

    “We would never say no to any umpire that the ICC supported,” Shah told the Sydney Morning Herald. “If the ICC is happy with [Hair], then we are happy. Let us see a report first, and if Mr Hair has made a mistake, then we will see what happens. But it is up to the ICC to take action.”

    Were India to side with the ICC and not Pakistan, a potentially disastrous situation would be avoided. Given Hair’s history - he has courted controversy with Pakistan in the past, as well as Sri Lanka - it is unlikely he will ever umpire games involving either of those two countries. And if India were to be added to that list, his role as an elite international umpire would be reduced to officiating in only half the international sides. Hair also cannot stand in matches involving Australia, his birthplace.

    “If the Asian bloc gangs up on him and says, ‘We don’t want him appointed in our games’, there might be trouble,” Dick French, a former umpire and Hair’s mentor, told AAP. “He can’t umpire Australia as a neutral, so he can’t then just umpire South Africa, West Indies and England for the rest of his career. So that’s a tough one for the authorities.”

    8 Comments »

    Opinion divided on whether Hair should resign

    By Will 2 years ago, at the end of August, 9 Comments »

    Fascinating results so far on the poll. 170 have voted, and 51% think Darrell Hair should not resign.

    Cast your votes

    9 Comments »

    Should Darrell Hair resign?

    By Will 2 years ago, mid-August, 83 Comments »

    On the one hand he has done everything to the letter of the law, and indeed upheld the laws and regulations of the game in his role as umpire. On the other, should he perhaps have given Inzamam-ul-Haq, the Pakistan captain, notice of his fears about the ball being tampered with before docking runs?

    Let’s face it: he should not have umpired in this series. If an official courts such controversy, and isn’t trusted by one particular team, the ICC should be reactive enough to accomodate. After all, Hair is no stranger to these incidents. Throughout this series, and certainly based on the feedback we have received on Cricinfo, fans do not like him; in fact they detest him, in some quarters. Imran Khan was even moved to call him a fundamentalist umpire.

    What next, then? Should he stand his ground, be supported by the ICC and resume his duties? Or retire now with his reputation hanging by a thread? (click here to vote if you’re reading via a feed / RSS). Leave your comments below and vote.

    Voting closed (see results)

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    83 Comments »

    Inzamam-ul-Haq charged with ball tampering

    By Scott 2 years ago, mid-August, 22 Comments »

    The ICC has charged Pakistan captain Inzamam-ul-Haq with ball tampering, and with bringing the game into disrepute.

    Both Inzamam’s charges will be considered during a hearing to be conducted by the ICC chief match referee Ranjan Madugalle. Madugalle has been appointed to chair the hearing because Mike Proctor, the match referee at The Oval, was involved in the incidents that took place on Sunday afternoon and is likely to be asked to present evidence to the hearing.

    Inzamam has been charged, as captain, with a breach of level 2.10 of the ICC code which relates to changing the condition of the ball in breach of Law 42.3 of the Laws of Cricket.

    Inzamam has also been charged with a breach of C2 at level 3 of the code which relates to conduct that brings the player or the game into disrepute. This charge was brought by Doctrove and Hair, along with Peter Hartley and Trevor Jesty, the third and fourth umpires, following a meeting on Monday morning.

    Unless there is some photographic evidence that we do not yet know about, the ball tampering charge is likely to descend to a messy farce, with just the umpire’s word versus that of Inzamam.

    The ‘bringing game into disrepute’ charge, I think, will be an open and shut case. The nightmare scenario is that if Inzamam is found innocent of ball tampering, and guilty of bringing the game into disrepute.

    Pakistan will then feel that they were found innocent, and punished for it.  The fact is, they are going to be punished for their ‘post tea sit in’. However, sides have been taken, and the facts are going to get lost in the noise and shouting.

    Whatever the outcome, it certainly is not going to be very edifying for cricket.

    22 Comments »

    Imran Khan: Hair should be sued

    By Will 2 years ago, mid-August, 14 Comments »

    Duncan wrote in to say he had an exclusive interview with Imran Khan who feels Pakistan should sue Darrell Hair:

    “Pakistan have been unhappy with Hair’s umpiring before: it’s his manner, as if he wants to stamp his authority on the game. These kind of umpires do so much damage to the game.

    “If he thought the ball had been tampered with, Hair should have given Inzamam a warning - instead of immediately jumping in and suggesting that ball tampering had occurred.

    “Inzamam made a big mistake: he should have taken a stand on the spot when the ball was changed. Not coming out after tea was the wrong kind of protest. The captain’s job is to focus on winning the game. The manner of the protest has lost Pakistan valuable time in a game they looked like winning.

    It’s all kicking off, and it’s all pretty depressing too. Thanks to Scott for the flurry of posts. Cricinfo has the mess in full of course.

    14 Comments »

    Oval Test awarded to England

    By Scott 2 years ago, mid-August, 49 Comments »

    Update: the fourth Test has been awarded to England. More on this when news filters through.

    Earlier…

    Hot off the presses: Test match is ‘abandoned’.

    So that implies a draw, not an England victory. This matters not a jot to the players, but it matters mightily to those people who bet on the outcome.

    There is a precedent for this.

    In 2001 the final Test between South Africa and India, at Centurion Park, was stripped of its Test status after India refused to play with Mike Denness as match referee when he brought charges against six Indian players, including a claim that Sachin Tendulkar had tampered with the ball. Denness, and the neutal umpire George Sharp, flew home and the ICC refused to call it a Test.

    Sad, but that is probably the way to go.

    UPDATE - It now seems that the game has been awarded to England. We finally have a statement,  which reads:

    “After lengthy negotiations which resulted in agreement between the teams, the match referee and both the ECB and PCB to resume the fourth Test tomorrow, it was concluded that with regret there will be no play on the fifth day.

    “The fourth Test has therefore been forfeited with the match being awarded to England.

    “In accordance with the laws of cricket, it was noted that the umpires had correctly deemed that Pakistan had forfeited the match and awarded the test to England.”

    49 Comments »

    ‘The biggest crisis since the Packer era’

    By Will 2 years ago, mid-August, 4 Comments »

    A BBC reporter on News24 said the situation at The Oval could boil into the most ‘the biggest crisis since the Packer era’.

    The one-day series might be cancelled too. Just getting my head around what has been going on, thanks to Scott for filling in. He’ll have more when more happens.

    4 Comments »

    It’s all happening at The Oval

    By Scott 2 years ago, mid-August, 24 Comments »

    England have batted well, and Pakistan dropped some pretty easy chances, but there has been an incident where the umpires changed the ball, with something to do with ball-tampering. Play went on, until tea, where there was discussions between umpires, coaches, match-referee Mike Proctor.

    The English batsman are all waiting to go out but Pakistan are holed up in their dressing room in protest. They are not happy campers.

    It’s all happening…

    UPDATE- The Pakistani players have still not come out, and the English batsman have gone off.

    A ground announcer has just asked the crowd to be patient while match officials continue with discussions.

    UPDATE II - Pakistan are, after nearly an hour, resuming the field, to much jeering and catcalling from the crowd, who don’t have a clue what is going on.

    UPDATE III - And now they are going off again. It appears that umpire Darryl Hair might be going on strike now.

    UPDATE IV - It would appear that both umpires are on strike.

    UPDATE V - The Pakistan Chairman says that they are willing to play, and are just waiting for the umpires. However, it seems that bad light will put a kybosh on any more play today. It will be interesting to see what the conclusion of all this is.

    Geoff Boycott is scathing on Darryl Hair at the moment for his lack of sensitivity. He says that strictly speaking, the umpires were quite right to act the way that they did, but in the ’spirit of cricket’ sense, the umpires are wrong to go on strike in the way that they have.

    I personally will wait to hear from everyone involved before I come to any conclusion. Seems there’s enough blame to go round from what little I know.

    The big winner out of all this are England, who have got themselves into a position where they might save the game tomorrow. That is, if they even play tomorrow!

    UPDATE VI - ECB Vice Chairman Mike Soaper is ‘not optimisitic’, and he has been in the meetings.

    24 Comments »

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