The number of times I have been mistaken for the very talented lady who wrote Mortimer Also is greater even than the number of wickets taken by Martin Saggers in his Test career. We are not the same person. I have been introduced as ‘the famous Jackanory writer’ and even asked once to write a book for Virago Press, and this is why I now write only under my full name Jonathan Rice, although my friends still call me Jo (when they are being polite). Oh, and I’m also not the Jonathan Rice who wrote a book about the Coming Economic Crisis and how to avoid it, nor the Jonathan Rice who played Roy Orbison in the Johnny Cash biopic Walk The Line. There are a lot of us about.
Mortimer Also by Jo Rice
By Jonathan Calder last year, mid-November Add your comment below
Long ago, I heard a book called Mortimer Also read on Jackanory.
Jackanory? It was a television programme in which someone sat down and read you a story. No animation. No special effects. Just a few illustrations if you were lucky.
“Mortimer Also” concerned a test match umpire and a mouse who lived in his cottage. The umpire did not want anyone to know his eyesight was failing, so the mouse would on his head, peer out through a hole in his panama and yank his hair to signal whether or not to give a close lbw appeal.
I know would be too far-fetched for today’s children. Just imagine: an umpire standing in a test in his home country!
But it was a lovely story and it introduced me to Francis Thompson’s poem “At Lord’s”:
For the field is full of shades as I near the shadowy coast,
And a ghostly batsman plays to the bowling of a ghost,
And I look through my tears on a soundless-clapping host
As the run-stealers flicker to and fro,
To and fro: -
O my Hornby and my Barlow long ago!
One of the eerie things about the Internet is the way it allows you to recover your childhood.
Thanks to the IMDB I can tell you that I heard “Mortimer Also” read on Jackanory by Harry Fowler in May 1969. Fowler had made a good living playing chirpy cockney evacuees in 1940s films, but his acting career never really took off after that.
And thanks to eBay, I now have my open copy of the book. It was written by Jo Rice and illustrated by David Knight.
Extensive research (reading the blurb on the book’s jacket) suggests that Jo Rice was a woman and thus probably not the Jonathan “Jo” Rice who has written many cricket books and is the brother of Sir Tim Rice.
One other point: trawling the further recesses of the Internet reveals that Jackanory repeated “Mortimer Also” in July 1971.
It is notable that this page tell you: “Next week: The Village That Slept with Rosalie Crutchley.”
Children’s television in the early seventies was a lot racier than people imagine.
Jonathan Calder blogs at Liberal England
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2 Responses to “Mortimer Also by Jo Rice”
November 15th, 2009 at 5.50 pm
November 16th, 2009 at 3.12 pm
I like this level of obsession. More please.
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