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By Will last year, mid-March Add your comment below

I made the mistake of switching over to the cricket after watching England thrash France in the rugby. What a loser I am. Professional interest got the better of me when I saw Stephen Davies surprisingly chosen to open the batting, and although he immediately looked quite an attractive batsman, England quickly reverted to type and approached their innings with all the testosterone and impetus of a fucking flamingo stuck in quicksand.

They lost their last nine wickets for 66. Well played West Indies, and please do the honest and good thing by trouncing us in the one-dayers. I am in the mood for more making disparaging, bombastic statements about a team desperately seeking its own identity.

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5 Responses to “Village”

  • Mark Tilley wrote:
    March 16th, 2009 at 12.56 am

    At least Shah took the opportunity to make a good impression and impose himself. Oh wait, no he didn’t. Silly me.

  • Dave wrote:
    March 16th, 2009 at 1.48 am

    At least we’re thinking about the future by giving young, talented Adil Rashid a chance – to carry the drinks while we field a thirty-year-old bits-and-pieces player. A very valuable 4 off 7 and no wickets, thanks a lot Gareth Batty.

  • Raxar wrote:
    March 16th, 2009 at 9.11 am

    Oh my god! Davies top scored! He must be the next Adam Gilchrist! :)

  • Jack & Jill. wrote:
    March 16th, 2009 at 2.44 pm

    Lay off England William.

    If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

  • bk wrote:
    March 18th, 2009 at 3.55 am

    Well played West Indies, and please do the honest and good thing by trouncing us in the one-dayers

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