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Broom called up. Puns galore

By Will 2 years ago, at the end of December Add your comment below

I see Neil Broom has been called up to New Zealand’s one-day squad. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

“Broom sweeps into one-day side”
“Broom brushes off debut disappointment”
“Broom dusts down West Indies with bristly performance”
“Broom broom. Broom. Broooom, brrroooooom”
“Broom takes long handle to Windies spinners” *
“Tidy debut from Broom”

Your turn.

Happy festivities and new year, incidentally. I’m lurking in the west country and eating far too much.

* (I really am brilliant)

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10 Responses to “Broom called up. Puns galore”

  • Gonzo Cricket wrote:
    December 27th, 2008 at 11.54 pm

    “Broom bristles at domestic selectors”

  • Marcus wrote:
    December 28th, 2008 at 2.22 am

    “Broom floors West Indians”

  • Imran Khan wrote:
    December 28th, 2008 at 9.37 am

    Broom delivers on his promise of cleaning up the West Indian batting.

    Broom upgrades himself by delivering a vaccumm like performance.

  • Elliott wrote:
    December 28th, 2008 at 12.52 pm

    “New Zealand Sweep series after Broom ton”

    “Broom cleans up Windies on way to tidy victory”

    “West Indian bowlers just couldn’t get a handle on Broom”

    Imagine the fun we could have if he was fielding on the boundary as a sweeper…

  • Logik wrote:
    December 28th, 2008 at 1.37 pm

    I wish to know, if he witched his way into the side.
    And I suppose he can handle the sweep-shot quite easily

  • Elliott wrote:
    December 28th, 2008 at 10.46 pm

    “New Zealand rides Broom to Victory”

  • Marcus wrote:
    December 28th, 2008 at 10.50 pm

    “Broom has handle on West Indian attack”

  • Sunny Singh wrote:
    December 29th, 2008 at 4.20 am

    Well,everythings done so I can’t come up with anything originial now.
    Hmmm,
    If he’s a bowler & has Shahid Khan Afridi facing him it’d be hilarious if a commentator went ‘Broom Broom Afridi’ instead of Boom Boom if & when he smacks this guy out of the ground.

  • Raxar wrote:
    December 29th, 2008 at 9.20 am

    “Neil makes brooming brilliant debut?”

    or if it doesn’t go well:

    “Broom consigned to dustbin of history.”

  • Marcus wrote:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 3.04 am

    I like it, Raxar!

    Slightly off-topic, but does anyone konw if Greame Onions and Phil Mustard have ever played in the same side?

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