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Why are these poms interested in visiting flea markets in small towns.You want a f**kn I-pod ,there are tons of the latest models in any city in india.Why the f*** would you want to go to a places where as Harmison rightly says,you can’t pee.All the bomb blasts that have happened in recent times have happened in such areas.The aussies are spotted at the best clubs & pubs.They mingle with the crowd well & NO they never ever get mobbed.Maybe the poms like getting mobbed in crowded ‘chor bazaars’(literally-thief markets).The flea market guys are born to rip off silly foreigners.The best pickpockets & bargainers you’ll find there.In 1 way I don’t mind actually,let a smartass make some money at the expense of silly foreigners.
KP’s diary: Harmy avoids need to go toilet
By Will last year, mid-November Add your comment below
Alan Tyers (or Alany as he prefers to be known) has hacked into Kevin Pietersen’s inbox and found his diary. What secrets does he have for us?
Some of the boys went to the market to see if they could pick up any local handicrafts (DVDs, knock-off iPods, etc). Harmison said he didn’t want to go because it might be dangerous, or noisy, or even both, and also what if he needed to do toilet? But Flintoff said he was going and Harmison then said: “I love markets, they’re great.”
So I told Flintoff and Harmison not to get up to any mischief and sent Sidebottom along with them. I try and pair up the sensible ones with the not so reliable lads in a sort of mentoring programme. Cook has done wonders with Belly, for instance. Belly now gets his own cereal in the morning and eats it quietly even if the little plastic toy has already been taken by someone else. We’re growing together as a group.
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Tags: diary, ian-bell, kevin-pietersen, steve-harmison |
4 Responses to “KP’s diary: Harmy avoids need to go toilet”
November 18th, 2008 at 12.28 pm
November 18th, 2008 at 7.59 pm
Erm, yeah. If you read it properly you’d realise Tyers’ posts are spoofs.
November 19th, 2008 at 4.27 am
That is hilarious. Cheers Will for pointing out this little gem of a blog.
November 19th, 2008 at 3.40 pm
Ohh man,sorry.That was quite embarassing.
Look at it this way,my comments are in this context, funnier than Alany’s.
Here’s your new poll question-Will India win the one-day & test series 7-0 and 2-0 resp?
Results(I think)>>
Yes(35%)
No(50%)
England will run away home before completion of tour(15%)
