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Palin porn
By Will 2 years ago, at the start of October Add your comment below
She’s a nobody from Alaska. She thinks the world was created some time around the Tudor era (this is an exageration. She is a creationist). She only knows Russia exists because she can point to it from her ranch, from which she believes in the death penalty and in gun ownership, but she’s anti abortion. When recently asked which newspapers she read, she floundered before spluttering “all of them”.
She spoke of everyone’s favourite insurgents, the “Talibanis” and claims she “knows foreign policy” because of Alaska’s proximity to Russia. Oh, and she said that McCain knew how to “win a war” when talking about Iraq and Afghanistan. “Win,” Sarah? This woman is an idiot.
And she’s not even that attractive, yet I’ve still received my first Palin-porn spam email. The world has truly, utterly gone completely bloody bonkers.
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6 Responses to “Palin porn”
October 7th, 2008 at 10.42 am
October 6th, 2008 at 11.55 am
The late George Carlin said that when you're born you get a ticket to the freak show, and if you're born in the U.S., you get a front row seat.
October 7th, 2008 at 2.50 am
A nation gets the leaders it deserves:-)
October 7th, 2008 at 5.03 am
Americans are famously dim about the other 194 countries of the world; this is normal. Americans love their guns; this is normal. Americans love folklore theories which have absolutely no factual evidence behind them (Bigfoot, creation, alien abduction); this is normal. Americans have gone to war with one country every single year since they were founded apart from once, the year Mickey Mouse was first shown (a fact first identified by Robert Newman, the comedian); this is normal. Americans elect morons because it makes them feel comfortable and superior, knowing more than their leaders; this is normal. I'm sure she'll be a tremendous success.
October 7th, 2008 at 8.58 am
I think "pro-lifers" feel that unborn fetuses are alive, and they don't want to see innocent lives destroyed. But people who are sentenced to death are murderers (I guess they'd have to be especially vicious if their crimes warrant the death penalty) and guns are generally bought to protect the owners' property from intruders- in neither of the latter two cases could the "victims" be described as innocent, so I don't think being pro-life, pro-death penalty and pro-gun ownership is necessarily contradictory.
October 14th, 2008 at 5.06 am
Stumped? Really? I'm not surprised that you are. Not only were you not able to figure out how to post your comment one time only, you don't even have your facts straight. Clearly you are stumped. There is nothing like the village idiot throwing the first stone and other's stupidity. I don't agree with the death penalty or pro-life but I do agree with Marcus's comment.
Every country has had it's share of unfavorable leaders, not just USA. The current one wasn't even elected, not that our votes really count anyway. Every one agrees that Palin is a dumb-ass. She's the reason that McCain likely won't win. Everyone is worried that since he's so old, if he kicks the bucket, she'll be president. She's only on the ticket because McCain needed a woman on the ballet to try to beat a black man and maintain the women's votes. Nobody believes that it has anything to do with her intelligence. Clearly she has none.
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