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Graveyard for bowlers
By Will 2 years ago, at the end of February Add your comment below
Today work begins on the excavation and reinterring of 50 bodies just outside of the field of play. After two years of negotiations with the Bishop of Bath and Wells, the Right Rev Peter Price, [Taunton] has won permission to buy a patch of the consecrated ground and turn it to sport.Fifty bodies, which were buried between 1858 and 1888, are in the section of churchyard. No records exist of their names, not even on tombstones which disintegrated in the 1970s.
From The Times, Taunton are excavating a pile of old bodies (well, they’re hardly going to move fresh ones are they?) in a churchyard to extend the outfield. I love stories like these, and Patrick has had a great idea how to make light of it all:
Since The Times is a serious and highbrow newspaper, we would normally be above any puerile punning about the deceased but since this blog borrows much of its attempts at humour from Radio 4’s I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue, it is perhaps time to follow in the spirit of Graeme Garden et al and announce the late arrivals at cricket’s funeral ball:
David Graveney, Tomb Moody, Kapil Death, Derek Undertaker, John Embalmery, Greg Chapel, Ken Buryington, Adam Gilcrypt, WG (State of) Grace, Dug Walters, Wasim Bury…
Mark Ramprakash is my feeble attempt. And Coffin Miller…(that is truly dreadful, apologies). And Sean Death…
Yours?
Tags: coffin, death, graveyard, sean death, somerset, taunton |
6 Responses to “Graveyard for bowlers”
February 23rd, 2008 at 12.35 am
February 23rd, 2008 at 4.13 am
Grave-robert Croft?
Ash Giles?
February 23rd, 2008 at 4.14 am
Whispering Death is another one.
February 23rd, 2008 at 1.49 pm
Rotting Smith?
February 26th, 2008 at 2.17 am
Gilchrist’s T20 nickname is Church.
And John Bracewell was a gravedigger.
Seymour Hearse.
March 7th, 2008 at 5.39 pm
Ian Stiff?
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