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Campaign for Rotund Cricketers - CAMRUC

By Will 2 years ago, at the end of August Add your comment below

Hello from Dubai airport - quite possibly the arse-end of the world - where many overfed businessmen have been spotted. Which leads me onto Ramesh Powar, India’s round offspinner; how good it was to see him hustle up to the wicket in the second one-dayer at Bristol. And it’s equally pleasing to read Mike Atherton has also made note of Powar’s waistline.

“When Chawla was removed from the attack 15 overs later - 15 overs bowled in tandem with the magnificently rotund off-spinner Romesh Powar - England were 214 for five and defeat was inevitable.”

So let’s start a campaign for the rotund cricketer to make his sizeable presence known. And list your favourite fatties below. I’ll start with the predictable, Mike Gatting - but I also have tremendous respect for WG Grace who, towards the end of his career, appeared to be pregnant with triplets.

Yours?

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16 Responses to “Campaign for Rotund Cricketers - CAMRUC”

  • Marcus wrote:
    August 26th, 2007 at 10.05 am

    I think Dwayne Leverock, Big Merv and Inzamam would have to be up there. And don’t forget about Warwick “The Big Ship” Armstrong- he could probably captain the CAMRUC side.

  • jen wrote:
    August 26th, 2007 at 10.07 am

    definitely merv hughes…looked more at home nursing a beer at the local than a first class bowler!

    mark cosgrove is doing pretty well too!

  • Jenno wrote:
    August 26th, 2007 at 2.47 pm

    Boonie’s gotta be in there, mate! Maybe CAMRUC could join forces with CAMRA.

  • Emma wrote:
    August 26th, 2007 at 2.48 pm

    To pick a county player, Matt Walker of Kent. Fantastic batsman and, despite his size, an athletic fielder to boot.

  • Rob Cornelius wrote:
    August 26th, 2007 at 7.04 pm

    I cant believe no one mentioned Rob Key

  • Rob Cornelius wrote:
    August 26th, 2007 at 7.12 pm

    Or Ian Blackwell

  • Kiwi Dave wrote:
    August 26th, 2007 at 7.55 pm

    What about Beefy? Or for a more hometown hero, Roger Twose (hero of the Auckland terraces).

  • Patrick wrote:
    August 26th, 2007 at 10.21 pm

    Andy Moles / Ian Austin /

  • Soulberry wrote:
    August 27th, 2007 at 10.48 am

    Merv Hughes and Boonie were my favorite rotundas. Endearing Ozzies both. Of course EAS Prasanna was also there before them.

  • Wraye wrote:
    August 27th, 2007 at 10.58 am

    Any one remember Russell AKA “Planet” Rowe, ex-captain of Wiltshire?

  • EDDY wrote:
    August 27th, 2007 at 3.32 pm

    From Warwickshire in the 70’s John Jamieson , Geoff Humpage and of course Northants’ Ollie Milburn .

  • JII wrote:
    August 28th, 2007 at 5.29 am

    Anybody remembering Arjuna Ranatunga?

  • Reverse Swing wrote:
    August 28th, 2007 at 9.11 am

    A ‘Who Ate all the Pies’ XI

    Colin Milburn
    Arjuna Ranatunga
    Alan Ealham
    Inzamam Ul Haq
    Matt Walker
    Mark Benson
    Mike Gatting
    Jock Edwards
    Shane Warne
    Ian Blackwell
    Jimmy Ormond

  • Soulberry wrote:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2.04 pm

    …or Duleep Mendis for that matter?

  • Maid Marion wrote:
    August 30th, 2007 at 5.09 pm

    On the subject of rotund cricketers - my team would include both David Boon and Godfrey Evans - nothing wrong with having some flesh on the bone, its a matter of being able to do the job when asked, and these two gents definately did.

  • England11 wrote:
    August 30th, 2007 at 10.31 pm

    Freddie was fond of a few pies on occasion…..although seems to make it to the gym these days.

    Robin Smith was ‘cuddly’ but the King of the Calorie has to be Shane Warne

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