Campaign for Rotund Cricketers – CAMRUC

Posted 3 years ago, at the end of August by Will

Hello from Dubai airport – quite possibly the arse-end of the world – where many overfed businessmen have been spotted. Which leads me onto Ramesh Powar, India’s round offspinner; how good it was to see him hustle up to the wicket in the second one-dayer at Bristol. And it’s equally pleasing to read Mike Atherton has also made note of Powar’s waistline.

“When Chawla was removed from the attack 15 overs later – 15 overs bowled in tandem with the magnificently rotund off-spinner Romesh Powar – England were 214 for five and defeat was inevitable.”

So let’s start a campaign for the rotund cricketer to make his sizeable presence known. And list your favourite fatties below. I’ll start with the predictable, Mike Gatting – but I also have tremendous respect for WG Grace who, towards the end of his career, appeared to be pregnant with triplets.

Yours?

16 Comments

  1. I think Dwayne Leverock, Big Merv and Inzamam would have to be up there. And don’t forget about Warwick “The Big Ship” Armstrong- he could probably captain the CAMRUC side.

  2. jen

    definitely merv hughes…looked more at home nursing a beer at the local than a first class bowler!

    mark cosgrove is doing pretty well too!

  3. Jenno

    Boonie’s gotta be in there, mate! Maybe CAMRUC could join forces with CAMRA.

  4. To pick a county player, Matt Walker of Kent. Fantastic batsman and, despite his size, an athletic fielder to boot.

  5. Rob Cornelius

    I cant believe no one mentioned Rob Key

  6. Rob Cornelius

    Or Ian Blackwell

  7. What about Beefy? Or for a more hometown hero, Roger Twose (hero of the Auckland terraces).

  8. Patrick

    Andy Moles / Ian Austin /

  9. Merv Hughes and Boonie were my favorite rotundas. Endearing Ozzies both. Of course EAS Prasanna was also there before them.

  10. Any one remember Russell AKA “Planet” Rowe, ex-captain of Wiltshire?

  11. EDDY

    From Warwickshire in the 70′s John Jamieson , Geoff Humpage and of course Northants’ Ollie Milburn .

  12. JII

    Anybody remembering Arjuna Ranatunga?

  13. A ‘Who Ate all the Pies’ XI

    Colin Milburn
    Arjuna Ranatunga
    Alan Ealham
    Inzamam Ul Haq
    Matt Walker
    Mark Benson
    Mike Gatting
    Jock Edwards
    Shane Warne
    Ian Blackwell
    Jimmy Ormond

  14. …or Duleep Mendis for that matter?

  15. Maid Marion

    On the subject of rotund cricketers – my team would include both David Boon and Godfrey Evans – nothing wrong with having some flesh on the bone, its a matter of being able to do the job when asked, and these two gents definately did.

  16. England11

    Freddie was fond of a few pies on occasion…..although seems to make it to the gym these days.

    Robin Smith was ‘cuddly’ but the King of the Calorie has to be Shane Warne



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