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    By Ian last year, at the end of May Leave a comment on this post

    Just remembered an incident that happened a week or so ago. We were playing against a local team of young lads, who were much better than us. So we were fairly peeved when their first batsman knocked the cover off one through to the keeper and stood his ground. It was one of those edges you don’t really need to appeal for, but given the batsman wasn’t budging, we turned as a team to the umpire. He was the same age and doubtless a good friend. No reaction. Therefore, not out.

    Not much you can do, save for the odd choice comment, other than carry on. The next over, no less, his opening partner gloved one outside the off stump to the keeper. I was at extra cover and ran through to congratulate the keeper who had taken a smart catch low down. Again, no need to appeal. But, again, the batter had stood his ground. In fairness to the umpire, who was quite a bit older, he said he couldn’t be sure, but he expected batsmen to walk in a Sunday friendly. So, again, not out.

    Bowler goes back to his mark, steam pouring from ears. Next ball, he finds the edge of the bat once more, but this is an inside edge that canons into the firecrackers of our villain and he goes down like the proverbial sack. Eyes rolling, tongue lolling, face as white as Fred Trueman’s backside. Laugh? We nearly wet ourselves.

    After five minutes and a magic sponge, he’s back at the crease. Hanging gingerly on the back foot, he steps across his stumps and gets rapped in front. Probably going down leg, but we go up anyway. We hadn’t managed the ‘HOW’ before the umpire’s finger goes up. What goes around….

    The first batsman goes on to get 70. Was he justified in standing his ground? I don’t think so. But if he needed it that badly, then good luck to him.

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  • Bear wrote:
    May 31st, 2007 at 2.37 pm

    You’ll probably find that the bloke who didn’t walk was just attempting to address the balance after having been given LBW last week wheh he was half-way down the track and it pitches miles outside leg. They say it’s swings and roundabouts with decisions, but some players irrefutably get more bad decisions than others.

    Umpires are notoriously happier giving lower order players out LBW (normally to Glenn McGrath when the ball would definitely have gone over the stumps) than top order players.

    On a different note - I have been caught out on many, many occasions. Often by absolute blinders too. But I have never, ever, in 20 years of playing the game, been dropped. Never. Not fair.

  • simply wondered wrote:
    June 7th, 2007 at 10.32 am

    ..and i have never EVER had a good lbw decision given against me… pitched outside leg, missing, hit it, not struck in line - every time. and i check the bloody book and apparently i’m out! anyway i’m a left-hander and it cannot physically happen…

    i reckon you walk in sunday friendlies and follow team orders in the league. i’d have had a few words with the young scamps in question - and more importantly their captain. calm and reasoned, of course but i would suggest it’s bad to bring them up to be fucking cheats. if it was a competitive game, they can do as they like, but not be surprised by a stream of vitriol for as long as they remain at the crease - whatever will get under their skin, really once they’ve started it. and it’s always worth remembering that both umpire and player could legitimately have thought it wasn’t an edge - these things are always so much clearer in the minds of the wronged fielding side.

    i frequently cheer myself up with the thought that if the standard of umpiring in the games i play was as low as our cricket, we’d get a whole load more dodgy decisions. even as a batsman i get a bit embarassed when an umpire patiently explains that he turned down an lbw shout because ‘it pitched outside off’… oh dear. just goes to show that the finger or ‘not out’ is all the detail you want to go into when giving a decision.

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