It’s not Ken – it’s Phil. Phillip Schofield, king of daytime television, is the man behind the Schofield Report according to shocking revelations from Mike.
The ECB have been covering it up all this time – and there is increasing evidence that Fern Britton, Schofield’s partner in crime, might also have been involved in the report. The future of English cricket is in the hands of two people with Colgate-fixed smiles.
Here’s the truth
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What this report didn’t include is that if the England and Wales Cricket Board changes its name to Cricket Australia, then we will automatically become the top ranked One-day and Test team in the world. Problem solved.