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    ‘As useless as a Jamaican pathologist’

    By Will last year, at the start of May Leave a comment on this post

    Not my words but those of Jeremy Clarkson. I get all sorts of news stories emailed to me by Google, and pick up a lot from Newsnow, so I was confused that a piece in the Motoring section of The Times was flagged as cricket. And then I saw the pull-quote. Trust Clarkson to be (one of) the first to make a cheap jibe. He’s good for a laugh is Jezza.

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    4 Responses to “‘As useless as a Jamaican pathologist’”

  • Reverse Swing wrote:
    May 4th, 2007 at 10.16 pm

    Yeah, hilarious.

    Laugh? I nearly did.

    Interesting that Clarkson got very upset at a dinner when a ‘comedian’ made a few jokes about Richard Hammond’s crash.

    If you can’t take it…

  • marcus wrote:
    May 5th, 2007 at 1.13 am

    What are people doing to the Jags these days, anyway? The one in the video looked like just an ordinary car.

  • Wraye wrote:
    May 5th, 2007 at 6.26 am

    yeah, right

    Q: How many Clarksons does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: 51 - one to hold the bulb and fifty to rotate the room around him

  • JII wrote:
    May 5th, 2007 at 8.47 am

    Nothing related to the post. Still, what the heck? Found this in Cricinfo from the scoresheet of the Yorkshire v Hampshire game going on

    SK Warne c McGrath b JN Gillespie

    Howzzat? Got to frame this for posterity.

    NB: If an Indian sitting in Bangalore looks up @ Cricinfo for English County cricket scores, there must be something seriously wrong. Well, not really. Just terribly pissed with my boss who wants me to work on a Saturday.

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