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    “Wait there, mate”?

    By Will last year, mid-April Leave a comment on this post

    Michael Clarke does it. Andrew Symonds utters it far too regularly. Matthew Hayden and Ricky Ponting have been known to do it too. I’m talking about a new phenomenon creeping into Australia’s cricket: appending “mate” to the end of every “yes,” “no” or “wait” call from the batsmen. Symonds’s laissez faire “nah, mate” was a particular lowlight this evening. Are these pampered prancers playing an international sport or having a Sunday knock around in the park? Granted, with James Anderson and Sajid Mahmood sending down wide after no-ball, it’s hard to tell the difference. But standards are standards; respect is respect and, with my English cap firmly on, I do not like it.

    On a similar topic, I always enjoyed the calm, crisp calls from Mike Atherton - my hero as a youngster. There was no mateyness back then - oh no. Just a firm yes, no, or wait. When he really hit his straps, nudging one behind square for a gluttonous two, he’d call “running” to the non-striker which conveyed a batsman in control of proceedings. But still - there was no “yeah mate, two there”.

    Outlaw such verbal sloppiness immediately, else ban Australians from playing any form of sport internationally.

    NB: potential solution. We stupidly let the whole world speak English - we should’ve rented the language to countries on an annual contract. This is clearly a brilliant idea. Misuse would incur financial penalties and we, as Britons, could charge people for improper use. I need to stop writing this now.

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    31 Responses to ““Wait there, mate”?”

  • Kathy wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 2.47 am

    Will, you’re scratching.

    You’re unhappy and you’re scratching for insults!

  • Fiona wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 3.01 am

    If I hear one more Pom commentator say “Or-stray-ya”..
    ….then there’s the excessive number of glottal stops Londoners stuff up their mouths with…( actually, it goes far beyond glottal stops these days - hence that missing alveolar lateral approximant from “Australia”)…to say nothing of all those missing “haitches”….

    Hell, I haven’t heard a Pom speak proper English for years! Not since they got rid of RP from the BBC.

    Not being a bad loser, again, are we, Will?

  • Em wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 3.13 am

    ban the aussies from playing international sport!!!! all cause we don’t speak your type of english. u r right we speak australian, mate! and we r not paying no royalties.
    The ponsie english team should stick to playing minnows
    and yes u should stop writing.

  • Kathy wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 3.33 am

    Gosh, Fiona, and you’re being a gracious winner again!

    I don’t think you’ll find any of the Australian commentators know how to pronounce the name of their own country either.

  • 13th Man wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 3.43 am

    The problem for you, mate, is that they were having a Sunday knock around in the park. Normal service has been resumed against you clowns, and you don’t like it, do you?
    Kathy: Fiona made a reasonable response to a completely spurious - and fatuous - comment by Will. If you Poms (or in your case, wanna-be Poms, like half of NZ) can’t take it, don’t start it. Stop bringing knives to gunfights. Hell: stop bringing a ‘team’ to matches - you’re only wasting everyone’s time.

  • Fiona wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 5.43 am

    Head- kicking again, Kathy? Your favourite sport, isn’t it. I’m just playing along with Will’s rant, It’s just FUN, you know. You don’t have to ALWAYS kick an Aussie in the head everytime when one of us actually gives back to a Pom.

    By the way, just heard Mike Atherton. on the replay of the match on Foxpsports, greet Vaughan after winning the toss, with ” Well, mate….”

  • Scott wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 6.31 am

    We have to say ‘mate’. It’s in the Mates’ Act.

    One of the points about the Australian team is that we don’t restrict our team to the upper-middle classes. Maybe if England made cricket a friendly sport to working class people they’d be good at it too. Over recent years, we’ve had the likes of Ponting, McGrath, Symonds, Michael Clarke and Jason Gillespie play matchwinning roles for Australia. If they’d been born English, I doubt they’d have been made welcome in the English set-up.

    Needless to say, with this proletarian outlook, the average Australian cricketer’s grammatical expressions do sometimes have terminological inexactitude.

  • Rusty wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 6.34 am

    Yes, I heard Atherton say “mate” to Vaughan, too - what are you rabbitting on about, Will?

    Kathy, don’t be so self-righteous! I think Fiona’s taking the piss, you know. Anyway, you could hardly call the English on this blog gracious - Will’s been having silly anti - Aussie rants for weeks now - so why is everyone else supposed to be?

  • Wraye wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 8.36 am

    I say, my dear old things, there are some jolly good eggs making absolute spiffing comments here, what ho! Simply splendid. Gosh. And mine, oh a large one please darling, ice and a slice! Top stuff!

    and there goes another red bus …

  • Wraye wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 8.40 am

    er… by the way, Fiona? When did Ricky Ponting work for the BBC?

    :)

  • SpryCorpse wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 10.20 am

    Maybe the excessive use of ‘mate’ between wickets was in response to Nixon’s incessant trash-talk behind the stumps. I have no doubt that it would drive me quickly insane. And the Aussies that I saw looked under significant pressure although they played it pretty well (Ponting and Clarke, and Symonds in the end). So if they were to act in command and cocky between the wickets it may be a bit of a pressure release.
    Am I stretching?
    :-)

  • Will wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 12.03 pm

    Yeah ok. It was a pointless rant. But it got you all talking…

  • Stu wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 12.10 pm

    That’d be like stopping the West Indies calling each other “man” (or should that be “mon”) and outlawing the high five.

    So Will, mate, she’ll be apples, it’s “too easy”…mate… (or would you prefer Pommie B@stard?)

  • Will wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 12.15 pm

    It was a tongue-in-cheek remark. Clearly I’ve struck a nerve here. Relax, people!

  • James wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 1.35 pm

    Kiwi, SA and Zim cricketers use the term, as well as us and you lot, so the post does come across as tinted by a little hostility.

    On the claim itself, I think you’re just tracking Roy’s influence on the game. He’s the only regular user of ‘mate’ in run calls. There’s nothing at all mannered about it; he’s just a better example of the broad Australian accent and lexicon than anyone else in the current Oz batting lineup. A well-known Australian social imperative then requires those batting with him - Clarke, for instance - to use the term more often themselves. That’s my theory, anyway.

  • Caroline wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 2.47 pm

    Hey Will, I like it . . . again . . .

    Yeah, so you probably are grasping for something to have a go at, but it’s your blog: you go for it, mate!

    For what it’s worth, Kathy was also only having a laugh, in case you can’t understand humour, and was infact the first to point out the apparent lack of a rational argument here.

    Surely Scott has something more interesting for you guys to read and comment on, on his new blog? Something with a more ’strine’ slant? Then we can get on with venting our unjustified frustrations without condemnation.

    Hey Will, is the preview button busted, or is it just my ‘puter?

  • unspeakable wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 3.06 pm

    I know the article here is more like poking fun, but I think it does bother some English commentators since I’ve heard it referenced in the past.

    To me, the usage of “mate” by the Aussies is just one of many positive team-mate supporting thing they do in batting partnerships. They are always talking mid-pitch between balls etc. Many other teams (particularly England) don’t communicate verbally much at all. I really think this communication between the Aussies is a contributor to why they are so strong a team. The usage of “mate” automatically makes you feel like you’ve got a mate there batting with you, rather than just a colleague propping up the other end. It’s a psychological positive. England should try it.

  • Scott wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 3.57 pm

    Don’t think you can get rid of me that easy Caroline. I’ll be haunting the Corridor for a long time to come!

  • Michael wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 4.40 pm

    And I.

    Full name Andrew Symonds
    Born June 9, 1975, Birmingham, Warwickshire, England

    England fluffed that opportunity didn’t they? ;)

    And regarding “terminological inexactitude” Scott, it pisses me off when people can’t talk with the slightest sense of grammar and spelling. No matter where they come from.

    U no wot I meen?

  • Michael wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 6.35 pm

    Good points unspeakable.

    Did you watch how best mate Matthew Hayden somewhat shepherded Andrew Symonds to his first test Century in Melbourne? That’s what “mates” are for. That’s what “mates” are.

  • simply wondered wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 11.16 pm

    javed miandad was alleged to have three calls: ‘go’, ‘no’ and ‘whoah’ - must be urban myth; wouldn’t he have called in urdu?

    we played against a guy we called deon - his call was ‘deon one’ (or two etc).

    the call i would like outlawed is ‘can you?’ - should be answered with ‘none of your fucking business, MATE’.
    nearly as bad is ‘not now’ - so you’re going to wait a couple of minutes ’til the ball is actually in the keeper’s gloves before attempting a run? also sounds like you’re treating the guy at the other end like a naughty schoolboy.

  • SpryCorpse wrote:
    April 9th, 2007 at 11.57 pm

    Are Symonds and co. in danger of having their ‘Yes, mate’ calls being misinterpreted as ‘Yes. Wait.’ ?
    :-)

  • simply wondered wrote:
    April 10th, 2007 at 12.03 am

    don’t be so daft! there’s a world of difference between : ‘wait, mate’, ‘wait; yes’ and ‘mate, wait; yes, mate’. and aren’t we missing the point? symonds doesn’t exactly need to run much when the bloody thing keeps disappearing ever deeper into the crowd.

  • SpryCorpse wrote:
    April 10th, 2007 at 12.18 am

    I stand corrected, simply w.
    Tho Symonds may actually be talking to the bowler. ‘Yes, mate [bowl me some more of that rubbish]‘.

  • Chris wrote:
    April 10th, 2007 at 3.29 am

    We’ll stop saying mate if the poms stop that stupid glove touch. Bell ducks under a bouncer, Pieterson calls him over, presumably to say “well ducked old chap”, and they glove touch. An easy push for a single to long on, great shot, glove touch. Save it for the big shots.

  • simply wondered wrote:
    April 10th, 2007 at 3.11 pm

    sprycorpse and chris: yes, mates. have to agree with both of you.

  • Tom wrote:
    April 10th, 2007 at 5.47 pm

    Using mate in cricket has been around for a fair amount of time…

    For certain in the 8 years I’ve been playing competitive cricket, ‘yes, mate’ has been occasionally uttered - in particular when you are batting with a good mate (heh). You’ll find whenever an Australian player does it, he will be with a noted friend within the team; Ponting with Hayden, Hayden with Gilchrist, Symonds with everybody.

    Friendship and unity within a team is better than chaos and fractures right?

  • Leithj wrote:
    April 11th, 2007 at 11.41 am

    Just attended the Australian Under 15 National Cricket Championships in Canberra. Pleased to report there were plenty of “mate” comments and even a few “matey”’s. Judging from the standard of play it seems like plenty of years of more pain coming your way, Will.
    Cheers

  • Alan wrote:
    April 11th, 2007 at 1.34 pm

    Clearly the most logical conclusion here is that Australians in fact don’t speak English, and therefore “Yes/No mate” is as natural and right as “Oui/Non” or “Ja/Nein” would be.

    Heaven knows, while us Englanders continue to enunciate with (near) perfect diction, much the of the world is shoehorning the language into various new configurations. Perhaps in a few hundred years’ time, it will be taught in its pure form in schools, like Latin is today.

    Cor blimey, ma, say it aint so… *sob* [stiff upper lip trembles]

  • Steve wrote:
    April 19th, 2007 at 11.51 am

    Wraye, just to get back to you 10 days later, and answer your little questionabout “what was RP doing at the BBC?”

    Dear English lady! RP is not Ricky Ponting, but Received Pronunciation! Wot used to be known as “pure” English! and BBC newsreaders only ever spoke RP!

    Such glory days are obviously long gone, especially if you lot don’t even know what RP is!! :-)

  • Fiona wrote:
    April 19th, 2007 at 11.55 am

    Wraye, just to get back to you 10 days later, and answer your little question about “what was R(icky P(onting) doing at the BBC?”

    Dear Wraye! RP is not Ricky Ponting, but Received Pronunciation! Wot used to be known as “pure” spoken English! as spoken byQueen and BBC newsreaders once upon a time! No doubt Queen still does.

    Such glory days are obviously long gone, especially if you lot don’t even know what RP is!! :-)

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