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Bikini cricket unravelled

By Will last year, mid-January Leave a comment on this post

Just got home and checked my email. On the blog, I saw a Google advert for Bikini Cricket. “You’ve never seen cricket like this before!” it exclaims, although it surely deserved at least two exclamation marks. And given the dark days English cricket finds itself in at the moment, it’d be wrong to ignore such frivolity. Therefore, I present England’s answer to their wicketkeeping conundrum:

A bikini-clad wicketkeeper

Don’t think I’m stopping there. Talking of stopping…

Bikini stunner fielding

And who needs Trescothick? Here’s our new opener:

England's new bikini opener

There’s even a video! Dear God, has it come to this? “No man knows till the time comes,” wrote Charles Dickens, “what depths are within him.”

More near-nakedness at their site.

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16 Responses to “Bikini cricket unravelled”

  • Tom wrote:
    January 10th, 2007 at 12.20 pm

    I’d be a dream if they were cricket fanatics too…

  • ugyen dorji wrote:
    January 10th, 2007 at 2.52 pm

    I would love to see these Bikini Lady for a match or two…!! awesome match that would be !!!!
    great Picture mate
    ugyen

  • pamela wrote:
    January 10th, 2007 at 5.51 pm

    more Playboy cricket than Bikini cricket, going by the site!

  • Reverse Swing wrote:
    January 10th, 2007 at 6.24 pm

    Why have I suddenly got the Benny Hill theme tune running through my head?

  • Sean wrote:
    January 10th, 2007 at 8.36 pm

    Quiz question - what is the name of the Benny Hill Show theme?

  • Mandy wrote:
    January 10th, 2007 at 10.22 pm

    I enjoy your site but find this overt sexual exploitation an utter disgrace.

    You portray images of women which are effectively visual rape and people like you deserve to be castrated as you are clearly disrespectful of all women. Shame on you.

  • Will wrote:
    January 10th, 2007 at 10.44 pm

    Excellent. I knew it wouldn’t take long. Any other nutty feminists wish to offer their warped, closeted opinions?

    How is me linking to other photos, which someone else has produced, exploiting these women (who, by the way, no doubt chose to be photographed and were paid to do so)? You should complain to Bikini Cricket, if anyone, or the women themselves for making you feel so inadequate. I suppose you have a problem with every single TV drama on the air at the moment, which chooses to “exploit” women in bikinis? Do you also spit your disgust at husbands who join their bikini-clad wives on beaches? No, it can’t be the woman’s choice - it must be the man’s fault.

    Visual rape? Give me a break. Stop pretending you’re the victim.

  • Reverse Swing wrote:
    January 11th, 2007 at 5.51 am

    Sean - Yakaty Sax.

    Next question?!

  • Caroline wrote:
    January 11th, 2007 at 10.13 am

    Hey Will, stop giving Mandy a hard time. For all you know any contributor here might have been a ‘victim’. Half your motivation in putting this on the website was to bait “nutty feminists” into comments. Perhaps I could ever so gently suggest that your comments were more over the top than Mandy’s? . . . at the risk of you doing a dummy spit . . .

    Funny, and I can see the humour, especially when my husband is now checking out what has traditionally been “my” website . . . but everyone has their own opinions (except you, of course, as moderator you have to be pc).

    And finally at least one man who realises that everything is his fault!

  • Sean wrote:
    January 11th, 2007 at 7.17 pm

    Reverse Swing

    I was under the impression it was called “The Chicken”

    Caroline

    Q Why do men tend to die before women?

    A Because they want to ;)

    Sean
    (anticipating anoth one day dicking for the poms anytime now soon)

  • Caroline wrote:
    January 11th, 2007 at 10.50 pm

    Onya Sean . . . actually, have to confess, stats show single men are happier than married men, and married women are happier than single women. Must be our sense of duty, obligation and general doormatedness, heh? (that was tongue in cheek, by the way)

  • pamela wrote:
    January 12th, 2007 at 1.12 pm

    oh come on. Chris Tremlett got down to his birthday suit for Cosmo, complete with tufts of unhidden bushy bits, and no one yells about the ghastly exploitation of males through pornography.

    But i have to say that Bikini cricket might mean that fielding would be a bit tough - diving to save a boundary, anyone?

  • John wrote:
    January 14th, 2007 at 2.20 pm

    Brilliant!

  • Shahid Afridi Fan wrote:
    January 17th, 2007 at 8.19 am

    the lady going off on Will is hilarious..
    he’s just linking to what is a very funny web site..
    these pics and the video were just hilarious..
    thanks for the link will..

  • Justcoz wrote:
    January 17th, 2007 at 5.36 pm

    I find that the bizzare combination of cricket and female sexual imagery is more amusing than titillating.

    These ladies are out to earn a buck (as is the website) and is just more in a long line of “chicks with pads” that seem to perennially get trotted out.

    However, I bet there is some kind of sexual disfunction/perversion related to cricket/cricket equipment. Wonder if it has a name?

    Sounds like a competition Will… name the perversion!

  • Justcoz wrote:
    January 17th, 2007 at 5.39 pm

    See a couple more images from other sources at our club website http://maddogscricketclub.googlepages.com/cricket-interestingstrangebizzare


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