"I think their minds were already on the plane home. I am just not sure they were here to play today."
Jamie Siddons on Bangladesh's performance in the last league match of the Asia Cup Jul 4, 2008
By the time I’d reached double figures, my brother had subjected me to most of the vile horror and thriller movies Britain and Hollywood had churned out. Older brothers are good for this. I’d worked through the initial mind-bending disgust and learned to appreciate their cinematic qualities, or so I insisted. And today, watching Adam Gilchrist smack the second-fastest Test century, I was transported back to my youth.
Like England, I no longer feared Gilchrist. Bring Freddie around the wicket and let the ball do the rest. But once Gilly passed fifty, everything clicked spectacularly. England were sinking like ten Titanics piled on top one another, and Australia were beating the urn from them like an unruly bouncer confiscating a teenager’s alcopop. The sixes were worthy of 12 and the unrestrained violence was just too delicious to ignore. You wanted him to get there. Viv Richards? Who’s he? Let Gilly beat it, and some. I was urging him on like a true blue Aussie (or a true green’n'gold).
One feedbacker to Cricinfo proclaimed Matthew Hoggard as the most unsporting bowler ever to draw breath (or words to the effect of) by preventing Gilchrist from taking the record from Richards. Yes, Hoggard did send the ball wider and Gilchrist couldn’t quite reach it - but that is the bowler’s job. I’m not convinced Hoggie was even aware of the record, anyway…
Epic. Sometimes, foes are just impressive not to admire. (read his full innings via Cricinfo’s ball-by-ball. Shouldn’t take long…)
Will, stop putting up a new post two minutes after I have composed and left my experiences of the day on the previous post! Now no-one will see it . . .
I’m with you - I think Gilly knew because there was a drink or something came out from the dressing rooma few balls before. But Hoggy was just buggered: I reckon he neither knew nor cared about any records out there.
I know England are on the end of a humbling defeat and will hand back the Ashes with a good deal less fanfare than was displayed when they captured them 18 months ago but, having listened to Duncan Fletcher’s interview after the third day’s debacle, there is nothing to worry about.
The preparation was spot on, team selection has been perfect, on-field strategy has been good, wicket-taking plans have worked and everyone has performed excellently apart from a two-hour blip at Adelaide.
So that’s alright then. Which must mean that we aren’t good enough, simple as that. If that is the truth, then the picture is more depressing than ever, but I prefer to take a different view.
The preparation was poor, team selection was mind-boggling inept, motivation has been patchy at best and our bowlers seem to have few plans for taking wickets — no that’s a bit harsh … better to say Anderson and Mahmoud haven’t got a wicket-taking delivery in their armoury.
I am trying to find something positive to hang on to, but apart from the intermittently sound batting of Collingwood and Pietersen (and don’t forget Monty), there is little to enthuse about.
Can we hope Read will be restored for the inadequate Jones? Won’t change England’s fortunes, but at least we can argue that the best team available is on the field.
the thing is, Australia ARE the best team in the world, and they honestly deserve to win the Ashes back. Them losing it last year was a fluke, i think, what with Gillespie chosen for the first few tests, McGrath twisting his ankle, Vaughan being remarkably lucky with the tosses, that sort of thing.
Australia’s fielding, and their running between the wickets has been mechanically assassin-like. As much as I still read and watch my Ashes book and DVDs, Australia really do deserve to get the Ashes back; they’re just the better team. I just don’t think England CAN really claim to outplay Australia.
According to an interview afterward, Gilchrist didn’t know about the record until he came off - Hoggard also would not have known. I think any bowler would’ve restorted to this under those extreme circumstances - especially McGrath, Warne etc so Aussies shouldn’t really complain. Besides whose to say there weren’t a few wide ones when Viv did it as well?
I think what was a bit harsher was the bouncer from Harmisson a few balls before - not for the fact that he bowled it, but it was way over Gillies head and should’ve been called wide.
Anyway, as I pointed out on a previous post, it could be ironic that if Read gets picked in Melbourne, England could finally have their best side on the fied - with the Ashes already gone!
Australia: 5/527 dec.
England: 1/19
What a day! Michael Clarke scored his second century in as many Tests, Mike Hussey continued his Ashes run feast with another hundred, and then Adam Gilchrist came on and took 57 balls to score the second fastest cen…