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Christmas limericks with a cricket theme
By Will 2 years ago, mid-December Leave a comment on this post
I know it’s not yet Christmas but quite honestly I’m already in the spirit. I went shopping today which, somehow, was a success. I bought things and even resisted the temptation to buy needlessly expensive things for myself which a) I don’t really want b) don’t need and c) will never use beyond next week. Success…apart from the dolled-up Sloany mothers ramming their designer pushchairs into my ankles. I tend to react quite strongly when that happens, especially when they refuse to apologise. See? Christmas spirit alive and kicking in Will’s world.
So it’s time for another Christmas limerick. It should ideally be funny and clever and have a cricket theme interwoven. Go on, have a go. If you can’t work cricket into it, no matter. Here’s your starting line
It’s Christmas two thousand and six…
See last years and tips on what the boggins a limerick is and how it works.
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16 Responses to “Christmas limericks with a cricket theme”
December 9th, 2006 at 5.59 pm
December 9th, 2006 at 6.43 pm
it’s Christmas Two Thousand and Six
and Duncan is in quite a fix
for the old King of Spain
is showing the pain
and “Monty!” they’re calling he picks
December 9th, 2006 at 7.15 pm
I don’t think they still do the Christmas fancy dress party, but:
It’s Christmas Two Thousand and Six
at the party, they’re starting to mix
’til a blonde in a dress
gets Shane’s SMS
it’s Freddie dressed as Stevie Nicks
December 9th, 2006 at 9.35 pm
It’s Christmas Two Thousand and Six,
The Pommies are playing like dicks,
They’re trailing two nil,
To the disgust of young Will,
The Aussies are back in the mix!
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It’s Christmas Two Thousand and Six,
They’ve problems that Flintoff can’t fix,
Downunder we hope,
The Pommies can’t cope,
With Warney and all of his tricks.
Merry Christmas everyone…
December 9th, 2006 at 9.57 pm
It’s Christmas Two Thousand and Six,
The Poms can’t knock over the sticks,
Their batsmen get out,
Fred’s ankle’s a doubt,
and Duncan ain’t right with his picks.
December 9th, 2006 at 11.12 pm
It’s Christmas Two Thousand and Six,
we’re battling with the convicts,
but we’re under the thumb,
and the time has now come,
for Duncan to find a quick fix!
December 9th, 2006 at 11.16 pm
It’s Christmas Two Thousand and Six,
Warne’s still got his big back of tricks,
but his hair is receding,
despite the re-seeding,
reducing his luck with the chicks!
December 10th, 2006 at 7.42 am
Superb! More! Encore!
December 10th, 2006 at 9.15 am
Great stuff, my votes for Chris Weston - very nice work…
December 10th, 2006 at 10.11 am
Its Christmas two thousand and six,
A debacle the poms wont fix,
Let Fletch and Freddie bicker,
The team still wont offer a flicker,
‘Cause theyre all a bunch of dicks.
December 10th, 2006 at 10.20 am
It’s Christmas 2006
And the upper hand has to be Dick’s.
But regardless of flack,
And the form that they lack,
At least England aren’t arrogant pricks!
December 10th, 2006 at 1.50 pm
It’s Christmas 2006
at the Oval they’re sensing a fix
as back at the square
arrives Darrell Hair
saying “I only popped out for a twix”
December 11th, 2006 at 9.28 am
It’s Christmas two thousand and six,
and Gilo is back in the mix,
it’s a very bold move,
Duncan’s trying to prove,
you can teach an old dog new tricks…
It’s Christmas two thousand and six,
and young Will is back up to his tricks,
of asking the tribe,
to think hard and scribe,
these silly festive limericks!
That’s it, my brain hurts 
December 11th, 2006 at 9.29 am
It’s Christmas 2006,
We’re in a bit of a fix,
At the mercy of Warne,
without Cooper’s horn,
Bucknor hearing imaginary snicks!
December 12th, 2006 at 4.22 pm
Flintoff’s Christmas wish-list, it is fat -
Darryl Hair, a new leg, a prayer mat …
Locust plagues, not to mention
Divine intervention
And Geoff Boycott put back in to bat!
December 25th, 2006 at 1.54 pm
Just like Christmas, a lot of the joy of love is found in the giving.
