Wow, I’ve never seen anyone that’s had a hip amputation. Or maybe she’s been hanging upside down for a while as there seems to be an unnatural excess of flesh further up. No wonder she’s popular over at Stick Cricket - she is, indeed, a stick.
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By Will 7 years ago, at the start of November Leave a comment on this post
Sorry to lower the tone to such levels, but apparently Graeme Smith’s bit-on-the-side, Minki van der Westhuizen - Slinky Minki to some - has topped a poll of fans’ favourite WAGs. She has won the inaugural International Cricket Cutie Trophy organised by our good friends at Stick Cricket.
“Minki is a cricket fan’s dream woman. She’s sleek, sexy and with a successful career to boot,” Chris Berry, Stick Cricket’s director said. “Cricketers attract a finer class of WAG. While football is a game for chaps copping off with Chavs, cricket is a game for gentlemen going out with goddesses.”
Definitely a contender for quote-of-the-week. If you don’t know who Minki is, here she is:
18 Responses to “Slinky Minki the fans’ favourite WAG”
November 2nd, 2006 at 12.46 am
November 2nd, 2006 at 5.42 am
Just one point: Graeme and Minki are no longer together.
November 2nd, 2006 at 9.49 am
I’d bang her like a storm door during hurricane season.
November 2nd, 2006 at 10.35 am
jags - prob cause he’s too fat
shoaih - get off the drugs….
scumbag - not wrong, although likely to be photoshop rather medical
November 2nd, 2006 at 2.10 pm
I despise Graham Smith anyway but now I really, really hate him.
Mind you, what a stupid name. Minki. I mean, I ask you…
November 2nd, 2006 at 6.20 pm
Mike…are you kidding me? “Minki - a stupid name.” Maybe wherever she’s from “Minki” means something like “Goddess” and “Mike” probably means “icehole” if you get my drift. In case you didn’t…see my name!
BTW, don’t care for Smith either…I think in my language “Smith” stands for “cocky, arrogant, bastard”
November 2nd, 2006 at 7.04 pm
Are they real?
November 3rd, 2006 at 5.13 am
Her real name is Wilhemina
November 4th, 2006 at 1.28 pm
Smith isn’t fat but is the most despised man in world cricket because of the bad name he creates for his country. Also alleged to be the nastiest and lacks grey matter. What did Minki see in him?
November 5th, 2006 at 1.16 am
I’m surprised graeme smith can get a girlfriend hes not only hairy and ugly but he’s also a complete t*s*er
November 5th, 2006 at 10.05 am
Personally I think he has a great body and is not ugly but he’s obviously a bastard who doesn’t deserve to be playing for his country let alone captaining it. They should make Kallis, de Villiers or Boucher captain.
November 9th, 2006 at 1.52 pm
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November 12th, 2006 at 6.42 pm
what a bad choice. u need a much prettier girl compared to ur cuteness
February 12th, 2007 at 7.24 am
graeme smith should embrace Islam and should choose a beauty who should not display her body in front of the whole world. he should alone enjoy that beauty. i am the greatest fan of smith. he is really a good player.
February 12th, 2007 at 7.27 am
especially against pakistan yesterday he has played very well
i love south african team although being from another country.
February 27th, 2007 at 9.44 am
Smith has got something intangible about him. Why do people think he’s ugly. I think he has more substance to him than Minki anyway.
April 7th, 2007 at 9.45 pm
Hmm.. what a strange collection of comments.
i can’t seem to understand why people find they have to indulge themselves in other people’s lives.
It should least be of anyone’s concern what these people are, none-the-less what they choose to do.
Minki is a babe. Face it. Quite obviously, very easy on the eyes. Graham - Captain of the South African team, and a pretty good player. Peroid. Whether he is fat, arrogant or ugly is far beside the point. Why is that such an issue to you people.
Enjoy the wathching the sport and flipping the pages of FHM. Indeed that’s what they are there for. To watch, not to judge.
May 12th, 2007 at 9.28 am
i personally think minki is absoluting stunning in every way.she has become my role model!she went out with my brother-Ben Allerton-even though i never met her i have heard lots about her!She also was the one person that madee me want to exercise and get down 4 jean sizes.i am now a size 8:).
and i dont think you guys talking here have the right to say owt on here.cause you dont know her or her ex…(if he is her ex).