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England are flat

By Will 2 years ago, at the end of May Leave a comment on this post

Weird day. England ruined Sri Lanka, and realistically ought to have dismissed them for no more than 90. That they reached 141 had little to do with their ability and more to do with England’s indifference. They appear flat, mildly complacent and are lacking the arse-kicking Michael Vaughan would provde them. Wonderful cricketer though Andrew Flintoff is, and as well as he captained today, he is not Vaughan and England are missing him. He’s so inexperienced that I feel guilty even hinting annoyance at his inability to post a short-leg, or his reactionary leadership. But we can only report on what we see…

As for Monty, well, I’m afraid Parmeson Tony is on borrowed ground. I found it all very amusing initially, but his dropped catch today prevented England from bowling Sri Lanka out for under 100. Now, as it happens, it ought not to matter too greatly. But as my editor, Andrew Miller, pointed out, if Monty can drop a sitter at the most patriotically English ground, what in the name of colourful turbans will he be like at Brisbane in November? This isn’t an attack against him in any way. He seems like the most stand-up sort of chap you could ask for, and is the most talented left-arm spinner we’ve had since Phil Tufnell. But sadly his fielding is just not up to scratch and on current form could easily cost England a Test against better countries than Sri Lanka. Sorry Monty.

Him aside, England just don’t seem to be on their game. Take Andrew Strauss. He can’t catch a cold, and even when batting he doesn’t look as assured or composed as he so often is. His run out today, albeit not without Alastair Cook’s help, rather demonstrates a player struggling to start the summer.

So it’s all a bit weird, frankly. The highlight was watching Liam Plunkett bowl, who bowled much fuller and is quicker through the air that I first thought. Very impressive indeed. Tomorrow, with Pietersen looking in absolute prime form, could be carnage for Sri Lanka

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7 Responses to “England are flat”

  • clarky wrote:
    May 25th, 2006 at 11.38 pm

    Will, I think you’re being a little harsh on Monty.

    Yes, the chance was a sitter, but to suggest “his fielding is just not up to scratch” and “could easily cost England a Test against better countries than Sri Lanka” is rough on him considering what happened in the first Test at Lord’s where several established members of the team had a nightmare in the field.

    Andrew Miller also commented about Panesar and his fielding (on Cricinfo):

    “Stiffer challenges than Sri Lanka await, and when they arrive - starting with Pakistan in July - it won’t be enough to tweak out a tailender to make amends for earlier errors.”

    It was hardly Panesar’s fault that he was only able to “tweak out a tailender”. He was only given the ball in the 49th over and managed to take a wicket with his fifth ball. What’s more, he only bowled one more over after that before Sri Lanka’s innings ended.

    Fair enough, he was unlikely to have been brought on any earlier due to the way the game was progressing, but when you’re brought on with the opposition eight down and only tailenders to come, I think “tweaking out a tailender” or two is about all you can hope for.

    It wasn’t long ago that the mighty Monty obtained the prize wickets of Tendulkar and Dravid (as well as that of Kaif) in his very first Test in Nagpur and he went on to bowl very tidily and economically throughout the whole of the series.

    You can’t fault his batting either, in the Bombay Test Monty scored three not out and nought not out, which is an average of, erm, infinity. Not bad, eh?

    And anyway, he’s not that bad a fielder - what about that steepling catch he pouched to dismiss Dhoni in Bombay? Quality or what?

    Please let’s leave Monty alone. He looks as nervous as anything when he’s fielding and I’m sure is practising as hard as possible.

    Let’s concentrate on the positives. Monty Panesar looks like pure class when he’s bowling and I’m sure will start taking hats (or other types of headgear) full of wickets before too long.

  • Will wrote:
    May 25th, 2006 at 11.49 pm

    Fair enough Andy, but he’s our scapegoat for a very good reason: England are a decent fielding side, and he’s letting the side down. If the chances he has missed were remotely difficult, I (and the rest of the country) wouldn’t be on his back.

    And I know I’m backtracking on my thoughts (only last week I was saying how great it was to have a fielder so inept that it lightened the atmosphere) but for a very good reason. England need to be as ruthless and as slick in the field as they possibly can this summer. Any weaknesses - and Duncan Fletcher doesn’t tolerate *any* player having a weakness - need to be ironed out or, ideally, tossed into the bin and immediately replaced.

    Another colleage, the venerable Gnasher, said Ashley Giles’ name - assuming fitness - will be the first on Fletcher and Michael Vaughan’s sheet for the Ashes. And I can’t help but agree.

    All I worry about is Ricky Ponting, on 19 and threatening to punish his fourth successive hundred, mis-hooking Harmison down to Parmesan Tony at third-man…and he spills it. There you go Ricky; have the urn back, it’s all yours!

    Enjoy tomorrow. Give us an update when you can.

  • george wrote:
    May 25th, 2006 at 11.49 pm

    Well said Clarky. An interesting and entertaining post.

  • clarky wrote:
    May 26th, 2006 at 12.21 am

    Appreciate your comments, Will, but I can just as easily imagine Ponting on 19 and looking set to get a big one when Monty comes on to bowl, completely bamboozles the Australian skipper and takes his off stump out. Yesss!

    If you’re looking for someone in the England team that is letting the side down, look no further than Geraint Jones. The excuse that is always trotted out when his wicket keeping comes into question is that the runs he gets give the side balance.

    He averaged 29.80 on the Pakistan tour and 15 on the India tour.

    Hardly the stuff of dreams.

    So, Monty’s main role in the team is bowling, which he can do well, but his fielding leaves a lot to be desired.

    On the other hand, Geraint’s main role in the team is wicket keeping and he is not very good at that. His other role in the team is batting, which at the moment leaves a lot to be desired.

    The thing that concerns me about Jones is that he was brought into the England side over two years ago and since then he has made NO IMPROVEMENT as a keeper. This is worrying. The likes of Alec Stewart and Adam Gilchrist made themselves into pretty competent keepers over time. Jones should be much better by now which makes me think he has not got what it takes to succeed at this level.

  • japaddy wrote:
    May 26th, 2006 at 4.23 am

    I will buy into this one, if England are serious about maintaining high standards they will need to take most of their chances, they can practise and practise and …..but under pressure it’s very different.England need an unflappable and reliable keeper, Jones may be a good lad and a decent bat, but when you have bowlers as good as Englands if you wear the gloves you must hold the catches.
    A good left arm orthodox will be useful in Australia, as will Giles!! Panesar must improve his fielding, and he should be given every chance to do so.

  • japaddy wrote:
    May 26th, 2006 at 5.53 am

    One more thing, Clarky’s comments are well made except for one point , Gilchrist is a very good test keeper, he makes a few mistakes but generally he is very good. Alex Stewart was at best a good county keeper; Geraint Jones unfortunately is not even that, both Stewart’s and Jones’s repeated selection as national custodian are examples of old school English fuzzy thinking. Time to move on.

  • matt wrote:
    May 26th, 2006 at 8.25 pm

    Second Clarky`s views with regard to Monty. Fielding is surely easier to improve than bowling; with appropriate coaching, monty could be turned into an adequate fielder at least, whereas it is hard to imagine what could be done to Batty (for example) to improve his bowling to Monty`s level.


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