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I want to be on the beach

By Will 2 years ago, mid-April Leave a comment on this post



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Originally uploaded by Flickr user gabrielliot1.


Damn Jennifer and damn her beach talk. Damn her emails about the proximity of the beach to her flat and damn everyone, damn it all! I want to be on the beach playing cricket!

And damn South Africa and damn New Zealand for being so damn dull. Actually that’s bollocks, it’s a cracking Test match.

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11 Responses to “I want to be on the beach”

  • Jenny wrote:
    April 17th, 2006 at 4.26 pm

    Erm, sorry! But don’t worry because I’ll be away for two days … in Goa. Sorry, again.

  • Sean wrote:
    April 17th, 2006 at 5.12 pm

    Son of a beach? :)

  • Will wrote:
    April 17th, 2006 at 7.56 pm

    Bitch, I think you meant Sean :)

  • Sean wrote:
    April 17th, 2006 at 8.04 pm

    I only live a mile from the coast but can’t get to it for the proliferation of chelsea tractors coming down to Whitstable this Easter weekend. No wonder they call it Islington-sur-Mer.

    However, Goa is something else. How come Jenny gets the cushy jobs?

  • Will wrote:
    April 17th, 2006 at 8.47 pm

    Well I’d like to say she deserves it, but that would be far too charitable! Actually before I forget Sean, who’s organising May 13?

  • Sean wrote:
    April 17th, 2006 at 9.37 pm

    Obviously not you, Will. It’s May 10th :)

  • Will wrote:
    April 17th, 2006 at 9.42 pm

    Ahem. Yes I knew that! Day before the first Test…will have to ensure I get the day off, must speak to boss. Just been invited onto something called Blogpulse: my posts could appear in various US newspapers! How bizarre. 13-hour day, time to turn this fecking machine off

  • Leanne wrote:
    April 17th, 2006 at 10.49 pm

    This cricket stuff is all very well - but are there any naked pics of Scott on this site????

  • Scott wrote:
    April 18th, 2006 at 3.30 am

    No, there isn’t.

  • S Jagadish wrote:
    April 18th, 2006 at 9.17 am

    Will, sorry to be a pedant but in your bulletin, you wrote “A lead of any sorts, however, seemed a fanciful notion following a collapse to 73 for 4.”

    That is obviously incorrect, since at 73/4, South Africa _already_ had a lead!

  • Will wrote:
    April 18th, 2006 at 9.33 am

    You pedant. Yes, you’re right though, and I make mention of it later.


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