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England’s loss to Pakistan

By Will 3 years ago, mid-November Leave a comment on this post

I just put up Andrew Miller’s latest diary on Cricinfo. In it, he refers to England’s plucky band of die-hard supporters, myself included, who have endured years and years (a lifetime, in my case) of torment, depression and anxiety. And not forgetting the dreadful cricket, too - HA! Sorry.

But seriously - these past 13 years, or so, of watching England play Test cricket have been as memorable as they have depressing. Each Test win, up until their frequency became more regular, was celebrated in my household as A Great Event, such were their rarity. As big, I imagined, as footballers winning the world cup. Fraser, Stewart, Croft, Ealham, Gough, Tufnell, Peter Such’s batting reducing Australia commentators to tears, losing 7 wickets in about an hour - and then, about once a season (or less) we were treated to a draw. Or, on special occasions afforded the luxury of tasting a victory. It was almost like going to a posh dinner and not realising it was a black-tie ‘do’: you look out of place, feel vastly uncomfortable but can’t resist getting boshed on the champers.

My elation and my Dad’s was unbounded - and I watched other Test nations (Australia and South Africa, but Pakistan and India too - and of course the West Indies) beat England, and eachother, with monotous ease and regularity. More depressing, though, were the lack of respect England afforded, and the reaction of opposing teams. “You invented the game yet you can’t even play it yourselves! You losers!” they said. Well, they might have well done.

Quite why I’m going to say this, I don’t know - but nevertheless, England’s loss to Pakistan was like the good old days. Chirpy English confidence sapped by dangerous opposition; underestimating the opposition; feeble batting; poor preparation; jubilant opposing supporters stamping on the makers of the great game; a cocky fast bowler urgently needing wickets, and getting them. “Oh, for the sake of W.G. - show some bottle England. What are you doing?” I haven’t said that for ages - and it felt good.

These things all make up the comfort blanket of an England supporter, raised on a 1990s diet of recession, Gulf War I - and M.A.Atherton. The England Collapse may not have returned to its former miserable glory but, in an odd way, amid all the success this excellent side have produced in the past two years, this arse-kicking at Multan did at least raise a smile to one saddo here.

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18 Responses to “England’s loss to Pakistan”

  • rekha wrote:
    November 17th, 2005 at 10.41 pm

    Will: I think almost every die hard cricket fan of their home country (other than perhaps Australia!) feel the same way about their cricket team. At least I know how Indian supporters feel. Every series they are hopeful, we have a good run on and off enough not write the team completely off. In a way Monday/Tuesday was the day when both England and India were brought back down to earth. Maybe it will only improve their performance..
    always an optimist :)

  • Jess wrote:
    November 17th, 2005 at 10.48 pm

    Andrew Miller’s diary has been a staple of my day over the last couple of weeks - it’s been my reward for proofreading work and teaching stupid undergraduates.

    I sort of know what you mean about the ‘good old days’, but only sort of. The problem with yesterday’s result was that it was so close - I can’t deal with that kind of rollercoaster on a regular basis, particularly when I’m already a bit stressed out. Can’t we at least win or lose handsomely, just for once? Please?

  • Wraye wrote:
    November 17th, 2005 at 10.54 pm

    hear! hear! Will. Another saddo here, with a bit more experience - 30 years watching England and my dear Leicestershire go through their peaks and troughs. You get used to coping with the gloating in a polite and friendly way. No big deal. This week, my father and 2 best friends back in the UK just refuse to talk about the cricket - another loss, forget it, life goes on.

    Hussain had a good winning run, and Vaughen is taking this further. It’s actually sometimes hard to grasp the winning streak and the Ashes glory has only just about sunk in. Losing to Pakistan is some kind of strange normalcy. Weird.

    But still, cricket is cyclic. Every dog has his day. Anyone remember the 3 W’s - Weeks, Worrell and Walcott from the 50’s? Remember when Clive Lloyd took over the Windies captaincy in the Mid-Seventies? Remember messing your britches at the mention of Courtney Walsh? The WIndies are now where England once were. Been there, seen it, done it, got the lousy T-shirt.

    At least, England are providing the absolute best in cricketing entertainment value since years by any country, so if you can’t cope with the occasional loss, our CoU Jess has a smashing hotel in a place called Denial.

  • Wraye wrote:
    November 17th, 2005 at 10.57 pm

    If that’s what you need, Jess, follow England’s women. We too brought back the Ashes after 42 years :) and have just decimated Sri Lanka and India.

  • Jess wrote:
    November 17th, 2005 at 11.01 pm

    Very reasonable rates….R4 LW in every room

    :D

  • Jess wrote:
    November 17th, 2005 at 11.10 pm

    I do try and follow the women’s fortunes as closely as possible. Unfortunately you can never bask in the glory at the time, because it’s never broadcast anywhere, so I have to make to with the reports after the fact. But aren’t they doing well at the moment :)

  • Wraye wrote:
    November 17th, 2005 at 11.17 pm

    I would like to reserve a double room, non-smoking, sea view, with refrigerator if possible … ;)

  • Jess wrote:
    November 17th, 2005 at 11.29 pm

    Consider it done…

    (Will’s going to tell us off for taking over again any minute)

    Probably not going to be around much over the weekend - off darn sarf to see the folks. So no internet, cos mum’s a Luddite. However, she does have Sky, so I might actually see some cricket :D

    Have a good weekend, y’all

  • Nick wrote:
    November 18th, 2005 at 12.35 am

    were it not for my completely unnecessary work hours while the tests are on (3pm-midnight GMT), I’d be up and watching/listening, too.

    As for Will’s post - I see his post, and yes, it does hark back a bit. But I keep watching the Ashes DVD and I see England regrouping. Some punchy batting in the lower order. For Flintoff, read Pietersen - 0 and 3 in at Lord’s, after that, he was on fire. They’ll step up a level. Don’t forget, they could have won - they were only 2 runs from losing at Edgbaston too, but they won it. This is a different England team.

  • Gaurav wrote:
    November 18th, 2005 at 10.21 am

    hmmm … im not so sure it will be so easy to come back in a 3 match series. i hope they do though because i want another close series … another couple of close matches … im surprised as to why the english fans want to win/lose with much ease ?? these close games are quite fabulous !!

  • Zainub wrote:
    November 18th, 2005 at 5.39 pm

    3B, how long did you say you’ve been watching England for? 30? Was that a typo? That’s like 1.6 times my entire life!

    Jess dear, don’t call under graduates stupid! Not all of them are the same!

    And now to Clin Clin, he’s obviouly feel a bit nostalgic for some reason.

    I love the Pakistan team, and no matter what, I hate to see them lose. And a loss, no matter how exciting the game may have been, never makes me happy.

    And again, this isn’t fair! You guys can’t feel happy about England losing (because it reminds you the good old days or whatever) , you should be upset. This is gloating week for me, remember? ;-)

  • Wraye wrote:
    November 18th, 2005 at 9.37 pm

    no typo Zany, really is just over 30 years. Learned cricket from my dad as a child - girls couldn’t play back then in my school, but a friend’s parents were on the local County Board which is how I saw Gower, Botham, Illingworth and more way back in the 70’s. Got me hooked, pretty much like Monique, Sophie et al now!

    We are not happy about England losing, but the best of all in cricket is to see a game played fair and well. You go ahead and gloat. Enjoy it and why not, your team played well when it mattered. England are a good team so it will be our turn to gloat again soon :)

  • Zainub - Zany wrote:
    November 18th, 2005 at 9.55 pm

    Oh, 3B, you know what, now that you’ve said that, I’m out of my gloating phase!

    Just coming back from another forum, and crash bang wallop – there was sour grapes all the way around – suddenly half our bowlers become chuckers, even those who weren’t playing! So it’s a relief to come back in the sane worlds of CoU to find someone who is prepared to say “your team played fair and well”. That just raised my spirits you know, others wise I was in a pretty bad mood. Thanks.

    I hope Faisalabad is just as close. I’m really looking forward to it.

    And BTW, it’s amazing that you’ve seen all those great players. I’ve never seen Gower play, but I would have love to given all that I’ve heard about him. Imran Khan remains another of those cricketers I was not fortunate enough to have seen live – although thanks to cable television I get to revisit many of his good performances. I must have seen the 1992 world cup final a gazalion times for instance. :)

    I learned cricket from watching. No one taught me.

  • Wraye wrote:
    November 18th, 2005 at 10.43 pm

    Now you’re talking, Imran Khan - ooohhh!

    Anyway, cricket has been a big part of my life for ages, and I too feel at home here at CoU with intelligent, friendly people - hear that, Will?

    A story for you, Zany. There once was a little boy in Australia who loved cricket and had no-one to play with. He used to throw a ball against a fence to practise his batting and catching. He got into a club at Bowral as their scorer. One day, they were a player short so they called this kid in to bat for them. He did OK. He worked his way up until he got his first Test call-up and played rubbish, was dropped. He went home and trained some more, got called up for a Test again and went on to make history. Know who this was? Don Bradman.
    Teach yourself as far as you can, but if you love the game and want to play, please join a club and get a professional to help your talent, okay?

  • Zainub - Zany wrote:
    November 18th, 2005 at 11.36 pm

    Amazing story SB.

    But my cricket talent? Now you really made me chuckle there!!! I last picked at bat in July, for the first time since last July, and I played so crap I retired out my self to become a spectator/part time umpire …ah well, it was a rule-less back yard game, nothing serious, by that’s my point, my cricket has never been serious enough to consider playing professionally, and there’s not much scope of woman playing professionally here anyway.

    You have to be very bloody minded, 110% determined, only then you get some where, I’ve read in the papers and on Cricinfo how hard our Pakistani cricket team had to work - I’m proud of them, but I’m not sure I have that kind of strength.

    I do love the game, but I am reluctant player. We did not have cricket at school, and I’ve practically never even come close to a real bat/ball/cricket surface. Whatever I technique I do, it’s just picked up from TV. I’m just about as likely to have ‘cricket talent’ as Mickey Mouse.

    I just don’t have the strength. People who weight six stone don’t play cricket, they sit at home, study and watch and talk about cricket. Only occasionally when their kith-and-kin drive them nuts by way of excessive leg pulling to they attempt to play cricket.

    Let’s leave the cricket to those who are good enough - I’m good with my dentistry, and aspiring free lance.

  • Wraye wrote:
    November 18th, 2005 at 11.48 pm

    am so very glad that you are now in a good mood. You sounded unhappy earlier this evening. Laugh even more, my cricket is useless :) In my life, I have only ever bowled a wicket once and only once hit a 6 which nearly went through a church window!
    But I am now a scorer and statistician, so it is nice to give something back to the game. Why don’t you try that? After all the scorer almost always gets the best seat in the ground, for free!

  • Zainub - Zany wrote:
    November 19th, 2005 at 11.54 am

    Good point about getting a free seat at the ground! But my math is awful and I’m the exact opposite of what one can describe as an organisational freak - I’ll make a terrible statistician - think of untidy scorecards, flowers scribbled all over the books, broken pencils and what not! Plus, I’d miss half the action anyway - I talk too much and simply can’t watch the cricket without getting crazy, I suppose to be a scorer you have to concentrate, and refrain from celebrating etc when something in your team’s favor happens, I’d never be able to do all that. I think my best chance to return something to the game is to write about it on my blog.

  • Chirayu wrote:
    November 19th, 2005 at 12.45 pm

    your mention of M. A. Atherton just reminded me of the cover drives….ahh the elegance!

    but also, the “c Healy b McGrath” line in the scorebook! ;)

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