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Win a Kevin Pietersen cricket bat

By Will 5 years ago, at the end of July Add your comment below

I get a disconcerting number of emails from KP fans; mainly female, mainly in love with him, or so they think. So, for his fans, you can’t meet him or speak to him via me…but you can win yourself a signed bat! [via Guardian Unlimited]

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25 Responses to “Win a Kevin Pietersen cricket bat”

  • Wraye wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 8.00 pm

    silly young girls, remember who was his mentor – old “Trigger finger” 4F Warnie!

    Take heed from an older woman … (quoting Joni Mitchell)
    Come all you fair and tender school girls
    Be careful now–when you court young men
    They are like the stars
    On a summer morning
    They sparkle up the night
    And they’re gone again

  • Wraye wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 8.05 pm

    sorry, for those not in the know, 4F means

    find, flirt, f… er …oh ehem … fone, forget

  • Will wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 8.13 pm

    And there I had you as an innocent girl yourself, Wraye :)

  • Wraye wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 9.02 pm

    and so I was a coupla decades ago, but learned the game at my father’s knee. Fell for Gower when he played for Leics! KP? Pfahhh compared to the golden boy.

    Am now a hard-bitten old scorer biddie : ))

  • Will wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 9.07 pm

    My Mother still likes Gower AND until a couple of years ago thought he was England captain….shame. Just, just shameful.

  • Wraye wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 9.12 pm

    confession – still have pics of Nasser pinned to my monitor. Now is that sad or what?

  • Will wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 9.16 pm

    Very, but congrats on admitting in public – that’s half the battle!

  • mark wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 9.18 pm

    What is it with Gower? My mum fancies him as well! Him and Alan Alda (of M*A*S*H fame).

    I’m slightly worried that KP is becoming a pin-up. Mind you he has got the chav look down to a par.. Bet he drives a tuned up Astra

  • Will wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 9.22 pm

    Ahaha! He’s gone up in my estimation since I noticed he wears the same watch as me, which I doubt muchly is a Chav-esque watch!

  • mark wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 9.27 pm

    Do you have the same diamond ear stud Will?

  • Will wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 9.29 pm

    That’ll be a no

  • Wraye wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 9.31 pm

    chav look be damned. KP knows that most of the best cricketers in the history of the game history have had major hair conditions …

    Wait! is this a point our boys have been missing?

    Is this the Samson factor? If so, all we need is the address of McGrath’s hairdresser …

  • mark wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 9.36 pm

    Here’s hoping KP will go on to copy Botham’s bleached, permed mullet and ‘tache combo in the future..

  • Will wrote:
    July 27th, 2005 at 9.36 pm

    …Will scurries off to find his hedge-strimmer machine…

  • Wraye wrote:
    July 28th, 2005 at 11.26 pm

    er … just received a mail from a friend who read my post Nr. 4 and dissolved into fits of painful laughter. Not sure why … nevertheless, on his recommendation, I would like to provide the addendum: I used to be an innocent girl who learned the game OF CRICKET at her fathers knee and later had a teenage crush on Gower. Okay?

    Thanks.

  • Becky. W wrote:
    August 16th, 2005 at 6.26 pm

    i dont know wot it is with this Gower but my mum & all my aunties really like him. (its scary!) KP is becoming a pin-up & he is certainly pinned up on my wall. It doesnt matter who his mentor is coz Warney is ony his mentor 4 cricket he isnt his mentor on how 2 treat women! jus coz Warney goes through women like most lil kids go through sweets doesnt mean that KP is the same! HE IS NOT A CHAV! HE DOESNT WEAR A BUR-BARY HAT OR ACT LIKE MICHAEL CARROL! He is good-looking young cricketer & its not his fault that girls cant help fallin 4 his charm. & Mark your probably just jealous coz KP gets all the girls & u probably cant get any except the ones that sit at home eating donuts all day!

  • Will wrote:
    August 16th, 2005 at 7.09 pm

    Easy, Becky – no need for that. I don’t mind you proclaiming your love for KP, but don’t bother antagonising others, please.

  • Becky. W wrote:
    August 16th, 2005 at 7.20 pm

    sorry, its jus that i had ppl being racist 2 me and commenting on me coz im south african/english like KP & i get mad wen i hear ppl sayin things about him coz i think that they might be saying it coz hes south african/english (no offence 2 mark)

  • Becky. W wrote:
    August 16th, 2005 at 7.25 pm

    i wasnt proclaiming my love for him tho! lol…

  • Will wrote:
    August 16th, 2005 at 7.26 pm

    Ha, no worries :) We believe you…

  • mark wrote:
    August 17th, 2005 at 12.05 pm

    Sledging on the comments board! Sorry if I offended Becky. I hope you realise that what I wrote was in jest and not to be taken too seriously. I like KP as much as the next man/woman.

    Right, I’m off to find those donut eating girls!

  • Becky. W wrote:
    August 17th, 2005 at 6.48 pm

    apology accepted mark, i hope u accept my apoplogy i didnt mean 2 be so rude 2 u! theres sledging on the cricket pitch so hey! there might as well be sledging on the cricket web site….lol….(i’ll try not 2 be so rude next time) :)

    Good luck tryin 2 find the donut girls…lol… :)

  • anon wrote:
    December 6th, 2005 at 7.16 pm

    the guy is ugly. He ain’t great looking!
    Only cos o’ his hair!

  • atugala wrote:
    December 21st, 2005 at 11.13 pm

    you will write new histrey of English cricket

  • Monik wrote:
    June 7th, 2009 at 8.55 pm

    He is the best in the world

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